Bebo

·I fell down a hill trying to kick a football
·I fell over a road sign
·Jumped on Stuart and he fell in shit
·Meeting "Kings", "Of" and "Leon" on the train
·Ryan McPhee on the trip to Inverness(charge it, youtube it, comment fuck oot it)
·Fixings
·The guy behind Jamie at Fir Park, he is James Brown apparently
·Spinning off Jamie's top bunk and landing on my chin
·Afro House and all the drawings that followed, in about it Connor
·Jane Ayr and the Penis Suit arguments
·Ant Travel
·David blitzed at Stuarts, crawling down steps, using velcro force, forgetting he ate a burger
·My gums hurt
·Asda's secret society
·The amout of condoms floating about that pub
·The Halloween Disco
·In the dark hide and seek at Bailmeisters
·Puking like the cookie monster
·Some of the "this is not an invitation to rape me" signs
·"I was walking down this road the other night, it was dead funny...."
·Hugh Go Further
·My unusual body shapes :/
·"Qualafacatiunz"
·The drunken list I wrote at Scotts
·Stuart being fireman sam, doing the billy elliot play and bitch slapping my beer
·Foursomes in Jenna's bed. Jamie is embracing his gay side
·Al farting directly into my nostrils
·Stuart standing on me, nearly ripping my skin off
·Stuart ranting about Simon Webbe and making sure I took it seriously
·Slug
·Stuart's New Years Resolution being not to look left
·Stuart closing a window and being a car show room salesmen, he was floating around it Tokyo central and they though he was a paper bad dropper.
·"I woke up and boom there she was. She's like a fucking hard on"
·When I get a tired in the middle of parties
·My failed attempts at chant starting
·Bailey, "Catriona Hasn't Got Autism!"
·Gay Chicken
·Sword Fighting
·Drunken gay kisses
·Kashmier Night
·Big veiny triumphent muther fucker
·Jamie's raps (up on my high horse, burn, walking down the pavement with my homie's
·Get off your high horse Jamie and come sit down here with the rest of us *sad face*
·Put it in the grill, cause that's what I do *crazy arm movement*
·Throwing paper messages with too much force
·The emo band, missing the amp
·Ivory Bollocks
·Stuart patting "Jamie McGregor" on the back
-One legged liz
-Happy Wedding *greasy hands wipe*
-Dirty! "Sorry mate, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, wait, naw, sorry!"
-Slipping at Jenna's
-Cock Docking
-Stuarts Dad puts his dick in mayo
-Retarded girl singing on the internet
-Meeting Spearsy and being called Dot and Jan.

JENNAS:
Catterpillar dance
Stuarts mood swings
Hugging Rebbecas legs, cornering her and passing out on her
Trio kisses
Bone summed it up, people try to hard in school
David, I was sad to see you leave
Toast and weight wars
Going to throw lava over me, eh?
Mickey Takes
Jamie raped me
People drawing on me
Blacking out
Bone didn't know what swordfighting was and I had my cock out
Challenging Rebbeca to swordfight
Basically having immense convo's that I can hardly remember.
Phoning davey
Stuart on the phone :'( Heart wrenching times
Silly talk about who's friends with who. We're all pals aye?
Person coming to the door while we all had lipstick faces
Good ole' m/well chants
station and central in ever sentance central
Toasted cheese?
eat, throw up, eat, throw up
Jamie and Rebbecas affair
Foark
Did Jamie come in my face?

-Little black penguin guy turning and staring at Jamie.
-Having my balls destroyed when Lee and Davy pulled me between the bar under Rebbeca's bed
-Jamie throwing Stella all over my room
-Davids homophobia
-Lees plastic vag, it's gonna get a pounding
-Simeltaneous walking.






^fuck me I can't remember, I shall come back to this.

Feel free to contribute, I'll add more as a rememer and can be arsed

Opening Credits: Butterfly by Weezer

Waking Up: In The Morning by Razorlight

First day at school: Undone by Weezer

Falling in love: Take Her Back by The Pigeon Detectives/Kill The Director by The Wombats

Breaking up: Naive by The Kooks

Fight Song: Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N Roses

Meltdown: What's Your Problem by The Zutons

Flashback: Dalston by Razorlight

Driving: Supersonic by Oasis

Wedding: Just For Tonight by One Night Only

Birth of a child: Baby by Stephen Lynch

Life: In The Garage by Weezer

Party: Let's Dance To Joy Division by The Wombats

Final: Be Somebody by Kings Of Leon

Death Scene: Bitter Sweet Symphony by The Verve

Funeral Song: Under The Bridge by The Red Hot Chili Peppers