Bebo

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you..
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4.. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.


REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends?
Hardly anyone I know But some of us have all right friends and good friends

8 seconds w.a.k.e.u.p!!!!

ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a bebo tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid emails like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.

TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a funking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hard with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded.


FIVE
Making 20 whiteboards/comment/emails a day
about how you hate other people
b/c you're not on their top 16.
who the fuck cares?
ITS FUCKING BEBO!!!!


SIX
Who really gives a crap if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th graders who have bebo
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true Bebo Friend.
Real friends read their Emails.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains


TEN
And if you open a Email and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING MORON


This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.

Pick up lines with come backs!
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.