1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have
a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy
ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call
your teacher mum or dad.
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The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half
way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
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No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.
32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece
of wood specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
36) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in a fruit salad
Hi Dj Killian Martin and all our lovely friends!!!!
LOOKING FOR A GREAT TEEN DISKO THIS SUMMER
CHECK OUT-
THE LAVA LOUNGE NITECLUB, COMMERCIAL QUAY, WEXFORD
EVERY THURSDAY NITE- 8-11PM
FEATURING-
IRELANDS BEST DJS AND MCS
LAZER SHOW
GIVEAWAYS
SPECIAL GUESTS
DRINKS-
SPRITE- 1 EURO
COKE- 1 EURO
RED BULL- 1.50
NON ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS!!!!
DONT MISS IT. ITS CRAZY!!!
ADMISSION 12 EUROS OR ONLY 10 WITH A FLYER AVAILABLE FROM ANÚ BAR THE QUAY WEXFORD
FOR MORE CHECK OUT OUR PAGE
Hi Dj Killian Martin
AND TO ALL OUR FRIENDS
LADS... JUST TO LET YOU KNOW ABOUT WEXFORD'S NEW TEENAGE NIGHTCLUB AT THE LAVA LOUNGE NITECLUB, COMMERCIAL QUAY, WEXFORD
IT KICKS OFF THIS THURSDAY NITE JUNE 18 AND RUNS EVERY THURSDAY NITE THEREAFTER
TIME 8PM-11PM
IRELAND'S BEST DJS
SHAKEY LIVE
LAZER SHOW
2 AREAS OF MUSIC (1 INDOORS AND 1 OUTDOORS)
GIVEAWAYS AND MORE
ADMISSION 12 EURO/ 10 EURO WITH A FLYER AVAILABLE FROM ANÚ BAR THE QUAY WEXFORD
GLASSES OF SPRITE/COKE/LEMONADE 1EURO
GLASS OF RED BULL 1.50 EURO
SPECIAL NON ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS
STRICTLY NO ALCOHOL ON OR AROUND THE NITECLUB/ SECURITY IS OUR PRIORITY
Hi Dj Killian Martin
OVER 1000 PEOPLE IN AGAIN LAST SAT, LETS MAKE THS WEEKEND EVEN BETTER
BANK HOL WKD IS HERE & WEVE THEE BEST SHOWS IN DA SOUTHEAST!
THE WEDDINGS R BACK THS WKD!
UNTIL R BIRTHDAY PARTY 13TH JUNE!
SATURDAY 30TH MAY BONDAGE NIGHT!
MAIN ROOM
LEIGH DOYLE (BEAT FM)
BONDAGE DANCERS
ANGLE GRINDER MAN
CONTORSHINIST
HENNA TATTOOISTS
BODY PAINTING
LUSH BAR
EPIC LIVE ON R NEW STAGE!
ELECTRIC LOUNGE
TAMAZ PLAYS R NEW SOUND SYSTEM
SUNDAY 31ST WILD WILD WEST
MAIN ROOM
: LEIGH DOYLE (BEAT FM)
WEVE A FULL SIZE MECHANIAL BULL!
THE LONGEST TO STAY ON WILL WIN
1 PAIR OF FULL CAMPING WEEKEND TICKETS 2 OXEGEN 09!!!
WILD WEST DANCE SHOW
LUSH BAR
FIRESTAR LIVE ON R NEW STAGE!
ELECTRIC LOUNGE
STEVE SCOTT PLAYS R NEW SOUND SYSTEM
DOOR 10.30 TILL LATE
ADM E12
WE ACCEPT R COMPETITORS PASSES
MEMBERS REGISTER UR CARDS ASAP 4 DEALS
Hi Dj Killian Martin
Basshunter concert cancelled
The Basshunter concert planned for The Hub at Cillin Hill, Dublin Rd, Kilkenny has, as of today Wednesday April 22nd been cancelled.
The promoters Pulse8 Events would like to apologise to any fans who had bought tickets citing reasons beyond their control for the cancellation.
Any current ticket holders are advised to return to their point of purchase in order to obtain a refund, as follows:
- Tickets purchased over the counter from a Ticketmaster agent will be refunded by that agent.
- Customers who purchased tickets by credit card from the Ticketmaster website will be automatically refunded within 3-4 working days. These customers do not need to take any action except to check their credit card statement in due course.
hey!! YING YANG TWINS are coming to Dublin!! Get your tickets now before they sell out!!!
here's the link:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180... Killian Martin
LET'S GO PEOPLE!!
OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY CONFIRMED
HOSTED BY: DJ MARS (NE-YO TOUR DJ)
BONDI BEACH CLUB - JULY 7TH 2009
Neyo's Tour DJ, DJ MARS, is hosting the Official Afterparty on July 7th, after the Neyo Concert in Dublin!!
LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE!!!
GET YOURS NOW:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180... Killian Martin
N-DUBZ TICKETS ONSALE NOW:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180...
OFFICIAL AFTERPARTY CONFIRMED
HOSTED BY: DJ MARS (NE-YO TOUR DJ)
BONDI BEACH CLUB - JULY 7TH 2009
Neyo's Tour DJ, DJ MARS, is hosting the Official Afterparty on July 7th, after the Neyo Concert in Dublin!!
LIMITED TICKETS AVAILABLE!!!
GET YOURS NOW:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180... Killian Martin
N-DUBZ TICKETS ONSALE NOW:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180...
Dirty Stop Outs The Living Room Carlow 2nd May 2009
Full Line-up
BK
ANDY RICHMOND
LEON CLARKE
KARL B b2b DONAL K
DIRTY CIARAN
SHAGGY
More info at:
www.dirtystopouts.eu
www.harderedge.net
www.djandyrichmond.com
Hope to see you there!
WHITE NIGHT!
PACKED TO THE RAFTERS! 
well done 
We have a WHITE NIGHT this Sat April 4th 
EVERYTHING WILL GLOW IN THE DARK INCLUDING U! 
full white club decor
inflatable discs, stars, wheels etc
8 white professional stretch sails
35 sq metres of white silk drapes
10 high powered U.V. cannons
White sensation preformers
illuminous face and body painting
illuminous glow toys & sticks
WEAR SOMETHING WHITE URSELF 2 GLOW IN THE DARK!
This is a message 2 every1 in Wexford that attendent the Bondage Party inda club last Sat... WOW.. WHAT A NIGHT!
The production team said that Wexford were the maddest crowd theyd ever encountered and theyve seen some crazy shit!
make sure u brush ur teeth
THIS IS THE FIRST WHITE NIGHT 2 HIT WEXFORD SO MAKE IT A GOOD WAN!
DOORS 10.30 ADM E12
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02-Apr-2009 05:12:49.842
HI Dj Killian Martin
BASSHUNTER LIVE IN CONCERT IN KILKENNY
+ STUNT AND CLOZURE
SUNDAY MAY 3RD 2009
THE HUB ARENA, DUBLIN RD, KILKENNY
WELL DONE TO OUR FIRST WINNER OF VIP TICKETS
JADE WALKER AND A FRIEND ARE HEADING ALONG FREE OF CHARGE AND THEYLL BE MEETING BASSHUNTER ON THE NIGHT.
FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN SOME MORE FREE TICKETS TUNE INTO DAN RUANE EVERY NIGHT ON BEAT 102 103. HE'S GIVING AWAY 2 PAIRS OF TICKETS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT ON THE RADIO
ALSO NEWS FLASH
BASSHUNTER WILL BE LIVE ON BEAT 102 103 THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT WITH DAN RUANE TALKNG EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT HIS UPCOMING CONCERT IN KILKENNY. DONT MISS IT.
PS- TICKETS ARE NOW SELLING VERY FAST SO MAKE SURE YOU GET YOUR BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.
Dj Killian Martin
BASSHUNTER LIVE IN CONCERT
ALSO
STUNT FEAT SASH (ENCORE UN FOIS/RAINDROPS)
CLOZURE (SIMPLE THING)
BANK HOLIDAY SUNDAY MAY 3RD 2009
THE HUB/CILLIN HILL- DUBLIN RD KILKENNY CITY
TICKETS FROM TICKETMASTER OUTLETS NATIONWIDE AND TICKETMASTER . IE
TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE OF WINNING A PAIR OF VIP TICKETS JUST SEND US A PRIVATE MAIL WITH THE NAME OF ONE BASSHUNTER SONG
FULL CONCERT EVENT WITH OVER 3 HOURS OF STAGE SHOWS, VISUALS, LAZERS AND INDOOR FIREWORKS
DONT MISS THE CONCERT OF THE YEAR!!
WEVE A BONDAGE PARTY THS SAT 28TH MARCH & RETURNS DA LAST SAT OF EVERY MONTH IN WEX!
ON DA NIGHT EXPECT 2C
SPARKLER IS COVERED IN METAL PLATES & RUBS ANGLE GRINDEDERS OVER HIS BODY.
STAFF WIL B DRESSED UP.. DRESS IF U LIKE
GOTO R RESIDENT NIGHT SECTION IN "OUR MUSIC" 4 DETAILS AND PICS AT THEMUSICFACTORY.IE
NEXT SAT WEVE A WHITE NIGHT!
EASTER SUNDAY WE HAVE A HUGE NIGHT FEATURING
'THE RESURRECTION SECTION!' CHECK TODAYS PAPERS 4 DETAILS
DOORS 10.30 ADM E12 EVERY NITE
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25-Mar-2009 19:46:34.562
disco this friday the 27th march 9pm till 11:30
15 to 17 year olds
N-DUBZ ARE COMING TO DUBLIN!!!
MAY 31ST - BONDI BEACH CLUB
GET TICKETS NOW:
http://www.ticketmaster.ie/event/180... Killian Martin
Man I think ya need a btr DJ name than DJ Killian Martin. How bout DJ Baby Killer or DJ Babs?????
lad where eva we get accepted...
wuld u be interested???
we av ta do umfin
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EVERY SAT @ TMF FRM NOW TILL APRIL 
MAINROOM
LUSH BAR
ELECTRIC LOUNGE
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RAY SHAH (BIG BROTHER)
IS DJING THE MAIN ROOM!
Ray rose 2 fame when he became a housemate in the UK Big Brother. Mostly remembered 4 his infamous late night fumble under the duvet…with himself!
Since then, hes carved out a successful & credible media career working in both the TV & radio industry and as a club DJ
MORE INFO THEMUSICFACTORY.IE GUEST DJS
DOORS 10.30 TILL LATE
ADM ONLY E10
INTERACTIVE TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY
BEAT FMS LEIGH DOYLE
EXTREME RYTHM (LIVE DRUMMERS)
A REAL CASINO
LIVE BAND (SEE THEMUSICFACTORY.IE 4 DETAILS)
ALTERNATIVE DJS EVERY WEEK (SEE THEMUSICFACTORY.IE)
DOORS 10.30 TILL LATE
ADM E12
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11-Mar-2009 06:24:40.001
Your LAST CHANCE to win tickets to the METEORS!!!
Vote Beats Leigh Doyle for Best DJ
-Text RDJ3 to 085 7114444-
OR Vote online at meteor.ie
100's of tickets to be won!!
Closes 11th March
Beat 102-103, The home of 2 Strangers and a Wedding,
Meet our first bride Monday morning on Beat Breakfast!
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08-Mar-2009 12:56:18.024
Hi Dj Killian Martin
The Temple Nightclub Carlow
Last night of Rag Week 2009 Tonight Thursday
Let go out with a bang
All Drinks Just 3.50 and Admission only 5 Yo Yos
Friday
Letrik Presents Worldwide Dance Superstars
Tidy Boys
+ John Gibbons, Darren Rice and Andy Richmond
Tickets on the door 20 Euro
Saturday
Worship- The Big Party all drinks just 3.50 all night
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PLAY FOR FUN ONLY! 
WEVE BLACKJACK TABLES, ROULETTE TABLES, POKERS TABLES, CHIPS & DEALERS ALL COURTESY OF QUAY CASINO WEXFORD! 
THE BACK STAGE PRIEST WILL ALSO BE WTH US!
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THS SAT 28TH FEB @ TMF WEX.WE GOTA CASINO!
WE HAVE AN INTERACTIVE TRAFFIC LIGHT PARTY IN THE CLUB
BEAT FMS LEIGH DOYLES BACK FRM HIS HOLS & IS TAKIN BACK DA MAINROOM!
GYPSY TRAIN PLAY LIVE ON STAGE IN LUSH BAR
RONAN BUGGY PLAYS THE BEST HOUSE CHOONS IN DA ELECTRIC LOUNGE
MEMBERSHIP DEALS FRM 28TH FEB TO 28TH MAR..
WHITE CARD HOLDERS
FREE B4 11 FOR U +1, SKIP Q
GOLD CARD HOLDERS
FREE B4 11.30 FOR U+1, DRINK TOKEN, SKIP Q
PINK CARD HOLDERS
FREE FOR U + 1 ANY TIME, 2 DRINK TOKENS, SKIP Q
LAST 10 PINK CARDS WILL B GIVEN OUT BY LEIGH DOYLE IN DA MAINROOM THIS SAT.
VOTE 4 LEIGH IN THS YEARS METOERS & WIN TICKETS! TXT RDJ3 TO 085 7114444
DOOR 10.30 ADM E12
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