Andrew Whalley
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Man, 21,
129
- uit Whakatane
- I am Single
- Profielbezoeken: 3.014
- Lid sinds: December 2006
- Voor 't laatst gezien: 13 weken geleden
- www.bebo.com/DB8_TypeR
- Tag
- 2Slow, 2Sensible
- Me, Myself, and I
- Eh,
-Apprentice Electrician/Industrial Control and Measurement
-Drive a couple slow Hondas
-Leave the racing on the track
021 1222143
- Music
- Old stuff, New stuff, Future Stuff
- Movies
- Pretty much anything with Will Ferrel, SuperTrooper, Superbad etc etc basically anything super
- Happiest When
- Passing so called "fast cars" on the track
- Dislikes
- Street racers, save it for the track like a real man, and Fags who think they can drift and that RWD is the best thing ever (its not)
afsluiten Polls
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- waste too much money on my car
- am boring
- am un-intellegent
- am brilliant
- all of the above
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Eh
1999 Honda Integra Type R 4Door
Engine:
-J's Racing Carbon Fibre Tsuchinoko Intake
-J's Racing Engine Damper
-J's Racing Test Pipe
-BuddyClub Adjustable Cam Gears
-Mugen Twinloop Exhaust
-Mugen Reservoir Covers
-42mm Aluminium Radiator
-Password JDM Coolant Panel
Suspension/Brakes:
-Tein Type RA coilovers (14kg front, 10kg rear)
-J's Racing Rear Strut Brace
-Password JDM Rear Lateral Tie Bar
-JIC Magic Lower Tie Bar
-Type R Lower Tie Bar
-Type R front Strut Brace
-Blox Rear Camber Arms
-Hawk HP+ Race Pads
Exterior
-J's Racing Carbon Fibre Intake Duct
-ARC Winglets
-Mugen Gen1 Style Carbon Fibre Wing
Wheels/Tyres:
-Motegi Tracklite 17x7" Forged 6.4kg Wheels
-Goodyear GSD3 205/40/R17 Tyres
-OEM 16x7" ITR wheels
-Yokohama Sdrives 215/45/R16 Tyres
-J's Racing Blue Aluminium Wheel Nuts
Interior-
-Bride Super low Seat Rail
-Buddyclub Shift knob
-52mm Oil Temp and Oil pressure gauges
-Gizzmo Shiftlight
-One evil Alarm system
Performance:
-Gtech Meter shows 14.1sec 1/4mile
-131kw Atw untuned
2 Commentaren 176 dagen
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HOW TO KEEP A GIRLFRIEND... KEEN...
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognise the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for wussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you!" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really pissed off when you don't call.
11. Warm her up when she's cold... and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny... why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like pumping iron).
15. Spit often. Girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell... a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).
21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
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The Epic Go-Kart Touge battle
Disclaimer:
All Events described in this story happened under controlled circumstances and were preformed by trained idiots, no cardboard was harmed in the making of this legend.
So it goes like this,
The mighty "Heron" Electric go kart is not renowned for its handling prowess, but when at the hands of bored Mill workers wonderful things can happen.
What started as a in house joke led to me, Andrew, taking on the dark side (the fitters) in a winner take nothing grudge race.
What they didnt know was that I had "modified" my ride to be able to withstand mind numbing speeds of........ 25km/h (downhill).
So there we were, at the top of a rise with a 400m straight piece of dirt in front of us, the speedlimit you ask? 20km/h
We were off, I quickly established a lead of 1 go-kart length, I reached terminal velocity and the race looked sure to be mine as the fitter's kart floundered in my wake.
This was until I got cocky and looked back to check on my lead, I didnt see the bumps, or the pothole. And i didnt know that go-kart + jump = dead go-kart, although I found this out.
Herons can fly, its the landing that gets them.
So after collecting my broken and defeated "heron" with the forklift I thought about it, today was a epic day
*edit* this is the beast:
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haha yer dat sounds about right a what legands haha
yer bro its good sept aux is a expensive place to live but oh well getting there a....... bro you know any1 dat wants to buy a mint honda torneo euro r 2000 2.3l v tec?
my mates selling his cheap 12.5g
hey WHALLEY
haha na not yet bro cool place dat im working so i spose dat helps a!!
hows da mill??
omg i don't know anything lol
Sup big guy? What's new? Good to see the DB8R getting worked on hard =)
Don't think so.
Ok
haha!
hae
oh yea i didnt knw she was doing work experience.
yea it suks how there aint many going out these days but the recession aint helpin at all
yea im gonna do the same course amy is doing next year.
yea ur a lucky bastard to get it first pop but i suppose u just applied at the ryt tym
nah bro im gonna do a pre trade course next year to line myself up for one
kinda got sick of not gettin them
It is indeed but they have some agreement with the polytech down there so everybody wins.
My favourite part of the whole experience is waiting in Christchurch airport for hours waiting for a ride
Have you had 2 pay for your own accommodation?? :s Transfield rents out a hostel down in Timaru where we stay during our block courses and they even cook us foods. Would be all good except Timaru is a gay gay
OMG im talking to you twice
Are you gonna scum your company into paying for that??
There is some course I could do and possibly get the company to pay for but being in my current state of mind I cant remember exactly what it was
I was gonna say something about mars bars and the planets mars but then I realized it wasn't really very funny
What is this instrumentation all about??
Yea this job was more about just getting a job more then anything but I'll just see what happens.
Small Wheelie bin sounds good, you could even tow him around the place.
I can't think of any more lollys right now...maybe tomorrow I can make a lolly joke but that m&m thing was pure comedic gold
Daniel drunk right now
Me drinky at worky tonight
But yea me thinks I'm gonna have to carry on learning after the apprenticeship ends somehow.
Wheelie bins = Good if you have a spare......or if small man can bring the bin back
I heard the Canadian lady on the radio this afternoon I was 2 busy loling at her to listen to what she was saying
I'll be lucky to get that much after my apprenticeship
maybe I'll become a criminal and criminal me some money.
Quadcycles can be very expensive, maybe just nail some wheels to a piece of wood and push him down a hill.
My fruit bursts didn't burst
I'm not sure exactly who pays for all my stuff lol its either transfield or telecom...or maybe a mixture of the 2 either way I don't have 2 pay them back :-D
Maybe he could drag stuff or buy him a tricycle with a cart and he can tow stuff
I could complain about the lack of party in my party mix too or maybe not cause I'm not Canadian
How come you are minimum wage?? I've been at my job a year and already had 2 pay rises
thanks mr telecom
most likely because shes a girl.
You never mentioned a little African boy, couldn't he carry any weapons you're not using??
Amy tried looking for a job last year but she got turned down
I managed to move out on New World wages lol so things should be easier this time
Hmmm that is indeed a difficult question, well assuming that we would be arriving together and considering that my axe is a short range weapon the logical choice would have 2 be the long bow if you had sufficient arrows.
Yea Amy wants to be an electro man too, shes doing a course in Tauranga this year and will be looking for an apprenticeship next year
I didn't know what WEC was so I googled it, It seems weird to me that World Extreme Cagefighting would have people working there.
I am looking at moving away from Mummy and Daddy soon (again :s) maybe we could build a secret clubhouse where we could meet and have secret meetings
I think the shield would come in very handy, you could strap it 2 the side of your car for added protection during travel. If you want I could bring an axe 2 bash down doors and stuff