Andrew Whalley <DB8_TypeR>
"Honda, being hated on for no reason since aaaaages ago"


Im Andrew and I have a couple Hondas




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Andrew Whalley says:

"Finally summer" (1 week ago) me too!

Me
I'm Andrew. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.
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  • I

    1. waste too much money on my car
    2. am boring
    3. am un-intellegent
    4. am brilliant
    5. all of the above

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  • HOW TO KEEP A GIRLFRIEND... KEEN...

    1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).

    3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognise the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewellery is for wussies and Asian ladies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "fuck you!" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

    9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.

    10. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really pissed off when you don't call.

    11. Warm her up when she's cold... and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.

    13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. Guys always find stuff like that funny... why shouldn't girls?

    14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like pumping iron).

    15. Spit often. Girls like guys that spit.

    16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

    17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.

    18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

    19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

    20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell... a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).

    21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say "no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.

    22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.

    23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    24. R

    11 Comments 208 days

  • The Epic Go-Kart Touge battle

    Disclaimer:
    All Events described in this story happened under controlled circumstances and were preformed by trained idiots, no cardboard was harmed in the making of this legend.

    So it goes like this,


    The mighty "Heron" Electric go kart is not renowned for its handling prowess, but when at the hands of bored Mill workers wonderful things can happen.

    What started as a in house joke led to me, Andrew, taking on the dark side (the fitters) in a winner take nothing grudge race.

    What they didnt know was that I had "modified" my ride to be able to withstand mind numbing speeds of........ 25km/h (downhill).

    So there we were, at the top of a rise with a 400m straight piece of dirt in front of us, the speedlimit you ask? 20km/h

    We were off, I quickly established a lead of 1 go-kart length, I reached terminal velocity and the race looked sure to be mine as the fitter's kart floundered in my wake.

    This was until I got cocky and looked back to check on my lead, I didnt see the bumps, or the pothole. And i didnt know that go-kart + jump = dead go-kart, although I found this out.
    Herons can fly, its the landing that gets them.



    So after collecting my broken and defeated "heron" with the forklift I thought about it, today was a epic day :P



    *edit* this is the beast:
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...
    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y16...

    3 Comments 220 days

  • I stole this off Ben

    The A B Cs
    A - Available: I dont care
    A - Age: 19
    A - Annoyance: Street Racers
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    B - Best feature: They are all bad
    B - Beer: Tui I guess
    B - Birthday: 7th November
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    C - Crush: Nup, never
    C - Car: 1999 Honda Integra Type R
    C - Career: Electrician/Instrumentation Technician
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    D - Day or Night: Day
    D - Dream Car: 1989 Ford Sierra RS500 Touring Car
    D - Dogs or Cats: Cat
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    E - Egg nog: Been there done that
    E - E-mail: driftingstyles@hotmail.com
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    F - Favorite color(s): Teal
    F - Favorite food(s): Herb Potatoes
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    G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Bears
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    H - Hair Color: Brown
    H - Happy: nope
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    I - Instrument: Exhaust note
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    J - Jewelry: Im not gangsta enough
    J - Job: Apprentice Electrican
    J - Jail: I would get shot
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    K - Kids: Havnt thought about it
    K - Kickboxing or Karate: To watch?
    K - Kindergarten: The hardest thing I have ever done
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    L - Longest Car Ride: Well the longest car I have been in was a Limo?
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    M - Milk Flavor: Chocolate
    M - Most Missed Memory: Not having a care in the world
    M - Movie Last Watched: Hot Fuzz
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    N - Number of Siblings: 1
    N - Number of Tattoos: None
    N - Nickname(s): Wally (imaginative isnt it?)

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    O - One Wish: 3 more wishes
    O - One Regret: Only one?
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    P - Piercings: Nah
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    R - Reason to smile: I have something few other people in NZ have, a silver Type R
    R - Reality TV Show: I dont watch much TV
    R - Religion: Has no proof
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    S - Song Last Heard: Love Hurts - Incubus
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    T - Time you woke up: 6:15am
    T - Time Now: 6:41pm
    T - Time for bed: Whenever I feel like it, probably early
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    U - Unpredictable: Cake, you didnt expect that
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    V - Vegetable you hate: Onion
    V - Vacation spot: Long Bay, Coromandel
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    W- Worst habit: Chewing my finger nails
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    X - X-Ray: Yep broke my elbow and teeth
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    Y - Year it is now: 2008
    Y - Yellow: Spoon?
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    Z - Zoo Animal: Duck
    Z - Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

    3 Comments 441 days

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  • Matt Matt

    lol a cheap and nasty 1 for now lol once it goin i gna save up and get a decent mani turbo. hah thats kool good on ya man i think and bailey are on bout 7 or 8ish now i think.

    um k the car. whats left get the exhaust finished off, mount the intercoooler and do the intercooler piping, the front window screen, oil return line, install the catch can, get sum new nuts for susp on the drivers side and get my rear bumper bac from the painter

    2 days ago
  • Matt Rusden Matt Rusden

    hey man hows it goin?? long time no see/talk.
    wats new around here?

    6 days ago
  • Matt Matt

    hey man things are good ay looking for a second job tho money a bit tight lol. but all going well the honda will be going before i come to whk would u belive for new years. i getting really close now.
    so i see you got a girlfriend good going man, would love to meet her sometime ay

    1 week ago
  • Daniel Whitworth Daniel Whitworth

    Are they paying or did they run away??

    I was gonna get my front kit fixed soon but doesn't look like that'll be happening any time soon :( :(

    1 week ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    :( Indeed

    Some indian opeded his door when I was pulling into the car park next 2 him at New World

    He blames me of course and it appears the police are unable 2 decide either way so we're probably gonna have 2 fix our own vehicles

    Oh well his door got pretty fucked up

    1 week ago
  • Matt Matt

    hey man hows things going?

    1 week ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    My car smelt like Hamilton

    I was talking 2 the guy I bought it from yesterday he said he once found a Japanese sandwich hidden in it somewhere

    2 weeks ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    You mean like a transformer?!?!?! my car came uber noisy when I got it so I didn't have much choice unless I wanted 2 pay moneys 2 someone.

    3 weeks ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    Hahaha, yea turns out it was a little loud =S. All good now the lovely man just pulled the weed whacker out of it =D

    3 weeks ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    Wahoo
    I'd get you a present but pit stop stole all my money


    P.S. I probably wouldn't have bought you 1 anyway but I thought you'd like 2 read an excuse

    3 weeks ago
  • Daniel Whitworth luv Daniel Whitworth

    Happy Birthday



    .....I didn't know it was your birthday, I'm just copying everyone elses comments

    3 weeks ago
  • Ben Foote Ben Foote

    Happy birthday brutha!!

    4 weeks ago
  • Sam luv Sam

    Happy Birthday

    X

    4 weeks ago
  • Aex Ferguson Aex Ferguson

    ummm dunno like last week nt to sure

    4 weeks ago
  • Aex Ferguson Aex Ferguson

    WHAT ! haha that was me behind you the ada day inda green forester

    5 weeks ago
  • Hani Hani

    hey sori i havnt bin on bebo 4 agez bt thnx 4 the bday message :)

    5 weeks ago
  • Sam luv Sam

    rawr!!

    6 weeks ago
  • Aex Ferguson Aex Ferguson

    yeh i just cant get enuf of that rumble haha, subies are a dime a duzin bt that sound of te turbo winding up and the exhaust soundz f@#kn mint haha

    6 weeks ago
  • Bette Youngquist

    sawp hit me up if you wanna get freaky with this gal on cam, my msn is babysatvcak@hotmail.com byez

    7 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Nisanka Nisanka

    LOL! did you see what they wrote about you in their blog? tell me its not true take a look at mybeboblog dot com brookher

    9 weeks ago via Mobile