Ash Issom

I should be leader of the world.

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Ash Issom
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Male, 19, Luv 69

  • Relationship Status

    Down for Whatever

  • Hometown

    limpsfield

  • Profile Views: 2699
  • Member Since: October 2007
  • Last Active: 1 week ago

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I have lost the will to live, simply nothing more to give.
Me, Myself, and I
Fuck.
Balls.
Messed up.
Shoot me now.
Actually no.
Film it first.

My name is Ash Issom and i am a Narcissistic, megalomaniac, sadistic and angry asshole.
I like to piss take, drink more than i should and do silly things involving me and if your lucky, you. :)

Stoners and all drug users are the worst people in the world, don't argue i am right.
Emmer
is in loveee with her hairy odd moosh, she loves him like... he knows the rest... and also, he is cool like vegemite and cheese on toast. like blueberriessss xxxxxxxx
Scared Of
Dieing old unable to stop it.
Happy when
Pissing, pissed, fucking strange ladys with my man beast.

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How manly are you?

My result is: Hard Man

You don't take no for an answer, and if you do, it's often just before a mighty punch in the face. You can handle your drink - all twenty pints of it - and as cars are for pussies, your ideal vehicle is a noisy Harley bike. That's when your not in jail of course. Give us a roar...
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  • Fade to Black - Metallica

    Might just be the best song ever made.

    Life, it seems, will fade away
    Drifting further every day
    Getting lost within myself
    Nothing matters, no one else

    I have lost the will to live
    Simply nothing more to give
    There is nothing more for me
    Need the end to set me free

    Thing was not they used to be
    Missing one inside of me
    Deathly lost, this can't be real
    Can't stand this hell I feel

    Emptiness is filling me
    To the point of agony
    Growing darkness taking dawn
    I was me, but now he's gone

    No one but me can save myself, but it's too late
    Now I can't think, think why I should even try

    Yesterday seems as though it never existed
    Death greets me warm, now I will just say goodbye, *Goodbye*

    0 Comments 503 days

  • Forever - Papa Roach

    In the brightest hour in my darkest day
    I realized what is wrong with me
    Can’t get over you
    Can’t get threw to you
    It’s been a hell to scowter the romance from the start
    Take these memories that are haunting me
    Of a paper man cut into shreds
    By his own pair of scissors
    Hell never forgive her
    Hell never forgive her

    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever
    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever

    Sitting by a fire
    On a lonely night
    Hanging over from another good time
    With another girl
    Little dirty girl
    You should listen to this story of a life
    You’re my heroine
    In this moment I’m lonely
    Fulfilling my darkest dreams
    All these drugs all these women
    I’m never forgiving this broken heart of mine

    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever
    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever

    One last kiss before I go
    Dry your tears
    It is time to let you go
    One last kiss
    Before I go
    Dry your tears
    It is time to let you go

    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever
    Because days come and go
    But my feelings for you are forever

    One last kiss
    Before I go
    Dry your tears
    It is time to let you go
    One last kiss
    Before I go
    Dry your tears
    It is time to let you go
    One last kiss
    [Forever Lyrics on

    0 Comments 508 days

  • diluted - slipknot

    I'm cold, I'm ugly
    I'm always confused by everything
    I can stare into a thousand eyes
    But every smile hides a bold-faced lie

    It itches, it seethes, it festers and breathes
    My heros are dead, they died in my head
    Thin out the herd, squeeze out the pain
    Something inside me has opened up again

    Thoughts of me exemplified
    All the little flaws I have denied
    Forget today, forget whatever happened
    Everyday I see a little more of overall deficiencies
    I'm nothing short of being one complete catastrophe

    What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?

    I save all the bullets from ignorant minds
    Your insults get stuck in my teeth as they grind
    Way past good taste, on our way to bad omens
    I decrease, while my symptoms increase

    God what the fuck is wrong
    You act like you knew it all along
    Your timing sucks, your silence is a blessing

    All I ever wanted out of you was
    something you could never be
    Now take a real good look at
    What you've fucking done to me

    What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?

    Gimme any reason why I'd need you, boy
    Gimme any reason why I'd need you
    Gimme any reason why I'd need you
    Gimme any reason not to fuck you up
    Gimme any reason why I'd need you, bitch
    Gimme any reason why I'd need you
    Gimme any reason why I'd need you
    Gimme any reason not to fuck you up

    I see you in me

    I keep my scars from prying eyes
    Incapable of ever knowing why
    Somebody breathe, I've got to have an answer
    Why am I so fascinated by
    bigger pictures, better things
    But I don't care what you think
    You'll never understand me

    What the hell - did I - do to deserve - all of this?

    0 Comments 559 days

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Twat or not a twat

My result is: 5/5 utter twat

twat. no doubt about it you redefine the word somebody says if you say gullable slow enough it sound like chicken and you do it. people are not safe around you and they dont know it yet, you are the person who looks a puddle and says it looks wet, you are the person who requests to sit on some grass thats less grassy.

good luck

you'll need it
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How Old Will You Be When You Loose Your Virginity?

13 to 14 years old.

Tut Tut. You should be ashamed! What would mummy and daddy say :(

What AdULTHOOD Character Are You?


Mooney

Your Very Sensible, Not Stupid Like Jay.

You Know That Sam Has Been Released, But Killing Him Isn't The Answer, Your Smart, And Stay Well Out Of What Jay Is Planning, You've Moved On, But Haven't Forgotten What Sam Did Your Tight Boy "Trife".

Which Bebo Scene Queen Are You?


Doogle

Your result is Doogle. You're style is individual, and you have crazy colourful hair! What is there not to like?
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  • Jazmiin
    luv Jazmiin

    Ooo Nice Emo Kid Bashing Going On Lol.
    You Got A Mouthy One There lol

    Good To Hear Bout The Tat Gun,
    When Are You Free? Or Next In Tonbridge?


    Lotsa.Love.
    xxxxxxx

    24 weeks ago
  • Hattiee
    luv Hattiee

    yes ok, but did i really ask for your opinion? no, but you gave it anyway. which is fine, and to be honest, you cant really grasp from an internet site how nice somebody is or if they deserve to be treated as a human being. cause to be honest i could be on any sort of prescribed drugs, and you just attcked me on BEBO for fucks sake. just be careful who you do it to, because there's gunna be a kid someday who you step over the line with and they're gunna like, kill themselves or something. it's happened before. ok dear bye :)

    24 weeks ago
  • Hattiee
    Hattiee

    i may take drugs occasionally, but you're a horrible person all the time! so, i'm not going to reply anymore. because i'm so bored of people like you on this shitty site. so see you around.

    24 weeks ago
  • Hattiee
    Hattiee

    alright mate, thats not really the shit i'm into. and, genuinely not being rude but you don't know me so you cant pass judgement. but i totally respect that your using your human right of free speech to the full advantage.

    25 weeks ago
  • Lie
    luv Lie

    prick lol

    25 weeks ago
  • Bronnie The Russian
    luv Bronnie The Russian

    ashy! i misss yuuu when u nex out!!

    wb sn u turd!! im neva online :S

    love yuuxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    27 weeks ago
  • Jazmiin
    luv Jazmiin

    Lol Fair Enough..

    Coz I Want A Tattoo Obv. Lol
    When Are You Getting It Back?


    Lotsa.Love
    xxxxxx

    29 weeks ago
  • Jazmiin
    luv Jazmiin

    Ashyy Ash!

    Did Ya Get My Text??
    Do Yuu Still Have Yuur Tattoo Gun?

    W/b
    Lotsa.Love
    xxxxxxxx

    29 weeks ago
  • Tazz The Hobo
    Tazz The Hobo

    Yeahh...
    :/

    35 weeks ago
  • Tazz The Hobo
    Tazz The Hobo

    GP says its okay, so it OBV is.

    35 weeks ago
  • Tazz The Hobo
    Tazz The Hobo

    I take pills, that try and help it stop falling out.

    I back comb it becuase I used to get bullied when I was younger for having whispy hair. TBH, I don't really want to go through that experance again.

    35 weeks ago
  • Tazz The Hobo
    Tazz The Hobo

    I'm a scene kid becuase I back comb my hair sometimes?

    I back comb it to make it look thick, I've got a medical condition. My hair is so thin, and it falls out.

    I can't really help that.

    35 weeks ago
  • Ash Issom
    Ash Issom

    Man.. hiding behind private profiles, MOAR PLEASE!

    35 weeks ago
  • -Nataliex
    -Nataliex

    can i also ask?
    how am i a scene kid?

    35 weeks ago