Jordan. <Crazytowel>
"All Killer, No Filler!"


<<< The Original Poster Boy.
& The Epitome Of God's Grandeur!
Call Me Jordan.
Coz I'm Just Jordan.
Much As I Love My Second Name (Lloyd)
I'd Prefer Just Jordan. :P
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If your Feet Smell, And Your Nose Runs
You Were Build Upside Down :L

In Memorium
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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"Seriously Light Weight!" (5 days ago) me too!

The Other Half Of Me
Victoria
My No.1 Girl! Love Yah Vik!

[Music/My Life]
Music is probably my #1 favourite thing ever! Spend at least 5 hours a day listening to music and my ipod is my 4th best friend! I'll listen to almost anything, and the only thing i'm not keen on is heavy metal, rave and other cheesey and irritating songs! Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, Leona Lewis, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Fergie (BEP Will.i.am, P Diddy, Danity Kane, Keri Hilson, Estelle, Adele, Duffy, Will Smith, Robyn, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Utada Hikaru, Alicia Keys, Joss Stone, Keyshia Cole, Coldplay, Goldfrapp, Missy Elliott, Eve, Timbaland, Nelly Furtado, Anastacia, Ciara, Christina Milain, Script, Sia, MGMT, T-Pain, Neyo, Pharrell NERD, Radiohead, Mariah Carey, Mary J Blige, Regina Spektor, Rogue Traders, Kate Nash, Kelis, Nas, Madonna, Micheal Jackson, Guns n Roses, Prince, U2, Queen, Led Zep, Grace Jones. Just lots really.
Vikki #1
Vikkis Probably The Best Friend I've Ever Had Coz Shes Just The BEST! We've Been Through So Much Together, Good And Bad, And We Haven't Always Liked Each Other, But We Always Still Love Each Other No Matter Wot Childish Arguements We Have. Our Personalitys Clash Like Crazy So Theres Always Some Sort Of Rucsion In Our Relationship, But It Keeps Us On Our Toes. Love You Loads Vix! Hope You'll Always Be There For Me Coz I Will For You =)
Emily A*
She Probably Isn't A Complicated Kind Of Girl!!! And By God She's Hard Work! She's Loud, She's Permanantly Hyper-Active, And Simply Cant Sit Down And Do Nothing! Little Miss Sociable Without A Doubt, And One Of The Most Essential Friends I Have, By Which I Mean, i Simply Couldn't Live Without Her! Shes Always There To Give Me A Kick Up The Back-Side When Im Slacking, And Proves That You Can Be Awesome, And Still Remain Firmly Grounded! Love Her Soo Soo Soooo Much! Living Without Her... What! I Can Not Process the Thought! Luv Yah Em!
Lauren 100%
And My Other Best Freind Lozzi-Kins =D I Love This Girl So Much, Even Though I'm Constantly Trying To Convince Myself That I Don't, Coz Quite Frankly, Shes Dangerous! Shes This Thin Plastic Bag Full Of Crazy Fun And Happiness Thats Just Itching To Rip And Could Tear At Any Moment! We Have So Much Fun And Its Just Like One Big Laughing Fest When She's Around! I Can't Imagine What Life Would Be Like Had I Not Met Her, Quiter Sure, But It Would Be A Whole Lot More Boring And I Wouldn't Know Have The Things I Know Now, Coz Although Theres Nothing About Her That Would Make You Think Shes Smart, She Is, And Shes Got A Good Head On her Shoulders =D Love You Lozzi-Pops! =)
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  • Hot Tunez Of '08'

    My Top 20 Fav Songs!

    01) Britney Spears - Womanizer
    02) Solange - I Decided (Part 2)
    03) Jennifer Hudson - Spotlight
    04) Lady GaGa - Just Dance
    05) Kanye West - Love Lockdown
    06) Estelle & Kanye - American Boy
    07) Kevin Rudolf - Let It Rock
    08) Danity Kane - Damaged
    09) The Ting Tings - Thats Not My Name
    10) Britney Spears - Break The Ice
    11) Michelle Williams - We Break The Dawn
    12) Neyo - Closer
    13) Pink - So What!
    14) The Saturdays - Up
    15) Pharrell & Co. - My Drive Thru
    16) Rihanna - Disturbia
    17) Kardinal Offishall - Dangerous
    18) Keri Hilson - Energy
    19) Elbow - One Day Like This
    20) Girls Aloud - The Promise


    My Top 20 Fav Albums

    01) Solange - Sol-Angel And The Hadley St. Dreams
    02) Lady GaGa - The Fame
    03) Lil' Wayne - Tha Carter III
    04) Anastacia - Heavy Rotation
    05) The Script - The Script
    06) Mary j Blige - Growing Pains
    07) Neyo - Year of the Gentleman
    08) Estelle - Shine
    09) Ting Tings - We Started Nothing
    10) Danity Kane - Welcome to the Dollhouse
    11) Coldplay - Viva La Vida
    12) Donnie Klang - Just a Rolling Stone
    13) Jennifer Hudson - Jennifer Hudson
    14) The Saturdays - Chasing Lights
    15) Michelle Williams - Unexpected
    16) NERD - Seeing Sounds
    17) Madonna - Hard Candy
    18) Mariah Carey - E=MC2
    19) Day26 - Day 26
    20) Kings of Leon - Only By The Night

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  • 20 - About Me - 07

    1. Name: Jordan Lloyd
    2. Nicknames: Fringe, Billy Curtis
    3. Birthday: 8th June
    4. Place of Birth: Hospital
    5. Zodiac Sign: Gemini
    6. Male or female: Male

    ;) __Your Appearance___;)

    10. Hair Colour: Dirty Blonde
    11. Hair Length: Long, For A Male :P
    12. Eye colour: Green
    13. Weight: 10 Stone :)
    14. Height: 5 ft 11
    15. Braces? No (Want Em Tho)
    16. Glasses? No :P (Still A Geek)
    17. Piercings: Not Any More
    18. Tattoos: NEVER
    19. Righty or Lefty: Righty

    ;) ___Your 'Firsts'___;)

    20. First best friend: Vikki
    21. First Award: Haloween Costume
    22. First Sport You Joined: Swimming
    23. First pet: Dogs (Dalmations)
    24. First Real Vacation: Florida
    25. First Concert: Nativity Play
    26. First Love: Britney Spears

    ;) ___ Favourites___;)

    27. Movie: Battle Royale
    28. TV programme: Gavin & Stacey
    29. Colour: Orange
    30. Rapper: T-Pain
    31. Band: Rouge Traders
    32. Song Right Now: Radar
    33. Friends: Emily, Vikki, Tae, Loz
    34. Sweet/Chocolate: Choco Covered Raisens :P
    35. Sport to Play: Stay Awake
    36. Restaurant: Ponderosa
    37. Favourite brand: Jive
    38. Store: HMV
    39. School Subject: Music
    40. Animal: Orang-Utan
    41. Book: Guards Guards (Terry Prachett)
    42. Magazine: Anything But Red-Labels
    43. Shoes: Ones Without Laces

    ;) ___Currently___;)

    44. Feeling: Stressed
    45. Single or Taken? Single (Duh)
    46. Have a crush: As Always :P
    47. Eating: Ketchup Sandwich
    48. Drinking: Tea With Honey
    49. Typing: This And Music
    50. Online? Yea, Not Talking
    51. Listening To: Danity Kane
    52. Thinking About: Album No. 6!
    53. Wanting To: Buy CD's
    54. Watching: The Screen Duh!
    55. Wearing: tracks

    ;) ___Your Future___;)

    56. Want Kids? Ye
    57. Want to be married? Not Without A Prenup
    58. Careers in Mind: Music Critic
    59. Where do you want to live: London :)
    60. Car: Orange Ford Focus!

    ;) __Which is Better With The Opposite Sex___;)

    61. Hair colour: Blonde With Brains
    62. Hair length: Medium
    63. Eye colour: Blue
    64. Measurments: Shorter :P
    65. Funny or Sexy: Both Please :L
    66. Lips or Eyes: Lips
    67. Hugs or Kisses: Both
    68. Short or Tall: Medium
    69. Easygoing or serious: Both
    70. Romantic or Spontaneous: Spontaneous
    71. Fatty or Skinny: Not 2 Much of Either
    72. Sensitive or Loud: Can Be Both
    73. Hook-up or Relationship: Nothing Serious
    74. Sweet or Caring: Same Things :P
    75. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One: Trouble Please :)

    ;) ___Have you ever___;)

    76. Kissed a Stranger: Yea :P
    77. Had Alcohol: Oh Yes
    79. Ran Away From home: Not Yet
    80: Broke a bone: No (Not Ever Gonna)
    83. Got an X-ray: No, Causes Cancer :(
    84. Been with someone: What You Mean!
    85. Broken Someone’s Heart: Hope Not
    86. Broke Up With Someone: Yea :P
    87. Cried when someone died: Yea
    88. Cried At School: Yea, I Thought I Was Dying

    ;) ___Do You Believe In___;)

    89. God: Yes, Hes A Chimp With A Stick
    90. Miracles: Well Thats What I Am
    91. Love At First sight: Baby One More Time... Ahhh
    92. Ghosts: Yes! THEY HATE ME!
    93. Aliens: Yes, But Im Terified!
    94. Soul Mates: No, Anyone Can Fall In Love More N Once
    95. Heaven: No, Reincarnation. I Want To Be A Tree
    97. Angels: Hah! Even Angels Are Angelic!
    98. Kissing on The First Date: Nothing Wrong!
    99. Horoscopes: Yes, But They Usually Wrong

    ;) ___Answer Truthfully___;)

    100. Is There Someone You Want But You Know You Can't Have?

    I Can Have Anything I Want. Even You ;)

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    December The 1st!

    'Womanizer!'

    1 Comment 518 days

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  • Baby. luv Baby.

    be a school girl lmao!
    well do buches in your hair (:
    and defo? :D

    xoxoxo

    14 hours ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. Emily-Jane Davies.

    And btw I seem to have been taken out of vikki's top friends so explain that to me?

    x

    1 day ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. luv Emily-Jane Davies.

    I'm bloody hoping that we do lol (:
    Really can't wait, it's gonna be awsome.

    My costume is sorted just need to get it haha.
    Going as bo peep, you can be a sheep :o :L
    Would be really funny!!

    NO WAY!
    No goth costume son! ):
    Blegh.

    x

    1 day ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    hiyyya bbs (:

    yayyyayyayayay .. and are you gonna come for a tent night {in my back garden/ front room} - weather depending for new yeats?
    MUST DRESS UP THO LOL! (:

    x

    me you emily and christian.. and jess holly and lorraine coming! :]

    you must you must no (:
    love ya lotsss x
    Lauurennn

    xo.

    2 days ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    Hahahahahaaaa creaseeed! ive done that to youa few times >;( GRR!! and yeaaa i defooo bring you a stone 8) -no questions asked ;) . lmaooo yeee the dumbfuck booted Ruth out and she was a million times better than YOGURTTTT boyy.. if it was upto judges hed have gone last weeeek :[ .. ive finished college now. (: got till the 5th January.. WHEYYY. you defo coming ice-skating now xmas eve eve. lmao? Whats adlibs? lmfao.. :S

    speak soooon x
    love yoou lotss :) *

    Lauren x

    2 days ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    Yayyyyyy (:*
    yesssssss we love eachother just as much (:

    Mine..
    1) Christian (:
    2) Emilyyy (:
    3) YOOOUUU :D :D

    tbh, your all joint first tho (: x



    going away in 13 dayss :D :D :D :D
    xxxxxx

    love ya lotsss

    *Britney was kinda Ok singing on X Factor she had loadsa backup tho(: but i dun think she was completly miming (:

    RUTH SHUDDA STAYED!!

    i hatttttttteeeee DIANA (easytogetinhernickers)Vickers.. and YOGHANNNNNNN tha mini little poofter >:(

    anyways, speak to you soon babyy
    love yaaa lotss xo.
    Lauren xo.

    4 days ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    no but im only your 4th best freind :(

    and just think.. your my 3rd :( oh the pain jordan..

    speak soon yeah? and you wanna come to my fancy dress new years party with emily?? :) *

    GOT TO DRESS UP. :)


    Lauu xxxxx

    5 days ago
  • Victoria luv Victoria

    love youu x

    5 days ago
  • Victoria luv Victoria

    heyyyyy :D

    lol yea babe come to mine wotever time you want n we all get ready then we goin in the taxi n that shud only be about £2 each

    course you can crash at mine lol everyone else is hehe :L
    emily is coming aswell now, i went with her to get her dress today but she nt coming til bout 10sh cos shes wrking :|

    btw on friday i wont be back till 5/6ish cos of college but il try n get home sooner if i can but u can go up earlier to the house if you want cos everyone will be there :)

    wb

    love youuuu

    xxxxxx

    1 week ago
  • X.Anna Magdalena.X luv X.Anna Magdalena.X

    More love 4 mr lloyd :)

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • X.Anna Magdalena.X luv X.Anna Magdalena.X

    Omg:O i just noticed that i avent give u love 4 ages so ave some love me me jord:) luffo xx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    okeyy dokeey (: no probs.

    well Jordan, dew dew.. thou must be busy to have to need a diary ;) * lol well defo then cause its gonna be fabuloous.. big wheeling' it boyy and um 'simulating' it ;) wooo. youuu were one crrrazzzy ass kid on that thing last time! haha!
    w.b
    love you lotsss
    Lau :) *

    1 week ago
  • Candy Floss luv Candy Floss

    I Think Im Sad ...

    I Am Looking Forward To Britney Being On X Factor :D

    HAHA

    Love <3

    1 week ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    Fancy going to the cinema / ICE SKATING saturday?
    :)

    and you prob heard about theplans for the day before Xmas Eve {ice-skating lol}

    x

    but if we go to the cinema i realllly wanna see 4 christmases! - but id still rather go ice skating (:*

    w/b what you rekon x
    Lovee yaa lotss x
    TTYL x

    Laurennn

    1 week ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. luv Emily-Jane Davies.

    E-mailed back (:

    And love as promised.
    x

    1 week ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. Emily-Jane Davies.

    Hey sonny jim (:

    Countdown to see you soon.
    Hope your drunk, because I'm slowly getting there (:
    Hahahahahaha.
    Hope you love me for this mind!

    x
    Love for you tomorrow as promised.

    1 week ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. Emily-Jane Davies.

    Thanks for the love (:

    You can have more tomorrow, I'm out of it now lol.
    Btw you still up for ice skating?

    I can't remember if I said to you that it'd be the day before christmas eve?
    If not then it will be (:
    We're hoping it'll be:

    Me, you, Lau, Chris, (Perhaps) Ben, Vikki, (Perhaps) Max, Tom, Amy and two other girls from my class, depending on money situation and if they can (:

    It should be good if we all go, and if money's tight just enough for ice skating and the wheel yeah?

    x

    1 week ago
  • Emily-Jane Davies. luv Emily-Jane Davies.

    We've discussed that (:
    But have love anyway.

    x

    2 weeks ago
  • Victoria luv Victoria

    good good, i cant wait either hehe

    gona piss my neighbour off big time lmao!

    got no times babe just come wen u want lol

    :P

    emily said she might be able to come as well :D

    wb love youu loadsss

    xxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Baby. luv Baby.

    A Jo (:
    x

    Love

    2 weeks ago