The Con-Man

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How Can I change the Path that I am on, If this is my Destiny
Me, Myself, and I
Hahaha, nicknames! The joy of em -
"Merk"
"Con-Man"
"Connie"
"Connor"
"Ninja"
"Conster (Monster)
"Clutch"
"Muppet"
"Dirty Bugger"
and other ones containing swearwords, yay?

**Metal Gear Solid 4 is the most inturging, thought provoking, funny sad and most amazing game I have encountered. It is beyond me how people could create such a fanatastic game which brings emotions out of you. Definitly the best game I have ever played. Solid Snake and The Kojima Productions team.
TV Shows
Mock the Week, Whose Line is It Anyway, Top Gear, Have I Got News For You, Kenan & Kel
Films
Too many to fit in this box. Basically anything apart from Horror and Romcom.
Music
Very strange music taste. Don't like all of bands songs, so I don't really have and Favriote bands that I like most and/or all the music off, apart from these two:- Syntax and Dire Straits, I live those two!

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  • Random Quotes Part III

    Conner: GTA or MGS?
    Aidan: tough one hmmm.....MGS
    Conner: Now Tell David
    *David has been added to the conversation*
    Aidan: MGS, Yepie
    David: And you do old man snake
    Conner: who cares if I do old snake, his better than niko bellic
    David: well am off i dont want to hear anymore of your blasphemy

    Ross Sens the Heart wink on MSN
    Conner: FFS!
    David: No
    Ross: lol

    Phillip: I got Mail yay!
    Aidan: you got mail babeh yeah!

    Pete: it allright coner u should hear wit i say to aids missies
    Aidan: ANYWAY

    Aidan: Count Suckala
    Ross: Oh my days mate
    Pete: lol
    Phillip: aidan jest Prostytutka
    Aidan: I;m a Prostitute?
    Phillip :)
    Aidan: Aye, ano. U owe me

    David: I have a big black button
    Conner:.....Feck
    Aidan: i have a a big ;)
    Conner: MSN Wink?
    Ross: Wink
    Aidan: pair of socks
    Daivd: so you haee big feet
    aidan: and suspenders

    aidan: Conner has ;)
    Conner: I have what?
    Aidan: Women
    Conner: too many
    Aidan: lol, u pimp.

    Darren: Everyone has bound to see Star Wars?
    Aidan: Whats That?
    Darren: Dunno, havn't seen it. :P
    Aidan: Sound shite
    Darren: aye it does
    Aidan: it'll never catch on
    Darren: Never
    Aidan: over 30 years from now, it will be forgotten
    Darren: 30 years my bollocks.

    David: Hate StreetFighter
    Darren & Aidan: :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
    *Few mins later
    Darren: Anyway, while I calm Down

    *While Talking to Iain and ignoring MSN*
    Aidan: Hes out shopping
    Pete: aye, sure
    David: No he ain't
    Aidan: Shopping for condoms :o Anyway
    David: Hehehe, yea right
    Phillip: lmao, can you imagine Conner buying condoms?
    Aidan: lmao
    pete: rofl
    Aidan: I love buying condoms I got 4 packets last time and the women on till was like wtf so i gave her a wee wink ;)
    *Few minutles later when I scrool up*
    Conner: [i]Philip..[/i] says: lmao imagine conner trying to buy condoms YOU LITTLE FUCKS!!
    Aidan: C O N N E R.....I love you
    David: Me too
    Conner: ""Conner has Left the conversation"

    David: and the lateness thing was raised
    Aidan: see if that college gets recycling bins you can thank me personally for saving half the rainforest
    David: agreeing that if you cum in a half hour late dont cum in
    Ross: something about condoms
    David: wow wow do moan it me i said it was raised
    Ross: u penis was raised and u needed some condoms
    Aidan: ANYWAY
    Ross: What the fuck is going on?

    *Lying*
    Conner: I have someone up
    Aidan: :o is it your GF? Tell her I said Hi
    Phillip: Tell her I say Hi as well
    Aidan: Say that I said it 1st
    Phillip: no me
    Aidan: me me me

    Conner: well david I kissed your mum, she liked it
    David: she wouldnae kiss a gay guyhehe
    Aidan: Here, your ma turned me gay

    Aidan: Your mum is on MSN?
    Conner: Yea, why?
    Aidan: OMG....GROUP CONVO!

    3 Comments 159 days

  • 2009

    You know you live in 2009 when

    1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

    9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

    10.) You looked back up to see if there was a number 5.

    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

    12.) Put this in your Blog if you fell for that, and you know you did. XD

    0 Comments 237 days

  • Random Quotes Part II

    Okay, I meant to make another one AGES ago, but my memory is getting that bad I am forgetting the quotes I mean to remember. But, I remember one so I will keep adding to this as I go haha, see how that goes (Newest ones 1st...kind of) -

    Cooper - "this is like.... the universe has gone bendy!"

    Cooper - (Talking about watches going back) "Argh, your not helping!! If ur watch didn't change when it 1st tried , bt evrything else is at the same time, does that mean that nothing else changed eithr, even tho they're meant 2 b automatic? or has ur watch now changd, along with everything else?I jst put my time back an hour, + my phone auto put it forward again! If we pretend the clocks dnt change 2nite wot time would it be just nw? This is a total headfuck! I dnt evn no where my watch is."

    Evil is Powerful. But Courage Is Solid = Conner
    <Coopz> = Iain Cooper,
    Evil is Powerful. But Courage Is Solid says:
    theres steps aint there...
    <Coopz> says:
    yeah, quite a lot of i remember correctly
    Evil is Powerful. But Courage Is Solid says:
    yeah, I can't get to the steps
    <Coopz> says:
    ach, no worries, i should manage
    Evil is Powerful. But Courage Is Solid says:
    Unless I jackie Chan it
    <Coopz> says:
    lol

    Cooper - "Fuck it"

    OTG - "That did not Count"

    "Cooper - Thats over 600 hours of my life I have spent on the FUCKING bus!!"

    Dad - "Conner, phone mum and ask her where shes hidden the chocolates!!"

    Kieran - "I lost weight once.....I couldn't find it"

    Cooper - "Lol. This is scaring me + exciting me at the same time. We would be gods!!"

    "Anonymous" (;) ) - "Yeah, thats what I mean! We could be a stealth team, sneaking through the shadows
    into the victims house, covering each other, and finally bursting into his bedroom and shooting him in his bed, then disappeing into the night wothout a trace. And with the money we make we could live the lifestyle of the rich and the famous, flash cars and stuff. Get ourselves a name in the rich circles and then no-one would suspect that we were killers. Our prfoit would provide our protection!

    Tracy (While Sleep txting....) - "Yeah giver her baldw patches, like a dalmation...Oopes dropped me winnie under my ribs it goes!!"

    Conner - "And then you come along in my car and rev it to hell right infront of me!! Why?"
    Dad - "I also rev your mums engine"
    *Shocked faces around the room!*

    Conner - "Evan found a fiver in my car, nice!"
    Cooper - "Nice 1, Your rich!!"

    12 Comments 400 days

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Education Info

College:
James Watt College, 2008
School:
Portee High School, 2000

Work Info

Employer:
Co-op
Position:
Checkout Operator
Time Period:
May, 2005 - August, 2008
City / Town:
Portree

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  • Evanclut
    Evanclut

    do you know a easy guitar song that sounds easy on drums aswell

    1 week ago
  • Coopz
    luv Coopz

    Hey buddy! It's going allright thanks. :) Yeah, the surgery was fine. I've got a cast on now for a couple of weeks and then start physio again and we'll see how much more movement I've got.

    I didn't want to text you when I was in incase you thought I was just texting you cause I had nothing better to do. That's me just home, was coming to finally reply to your last bebo comment (using that keypad in hospital is major pain in the ass!). You should feel priveledged as after this everything is getting ignored so I can chill out and appreciate being back in the comfort of my own home!

    Hope you're ok buddy, talk to you soon! :D X

    6 weeks ago
  • Coopz
    luv Coopz

    Hey buddy, I'm not too bad thanks, hows you? How you settling into life in Greenock and 2nd year at your course? Any excitement?

    8 weeks ago
  • The Short One
    The Short One

    con screw MS screw them up their asses oh yeah

    9 weeks ago
  • FOofie
    FOofie

    aw rite thats no too bad then i suppose like. I s he behaving himseldf heehee.

    Where did the rabbit come from?
    x

    9 weeks ago
  • FOofie
    luv FOofie

    ah good like u guys got dif flats or? oh funky rabit btw lol x

    11 weeks ago
  • Bitch
    Bitch

    you love it when im drunk1 :P

    11 weeks ago
  • Bitch
    Bitch

    cool see you then1 :D x

    11 weeks ago
  • Bitch
    Bitch

    haha when you coming home?

    11 weeks ago
  • Bitch
    Bitch

    Wat no love? :(

    11 weeks ago
  • Bitch
    luv Bitch

    been trying to find you on this for two days! :D xx

    11 weeks ago
  • FOofie
    luv FOofie

    hey hows college going?
    x

    11 weeks ago
  • Farrakh Iqbal
    Farrakh Iqbal

    Cool wher you at with bleach atm? i forgot :P

    Yea i know i greatly dissapoint myself too but its quite boring these days :P

    Lol ofc it will have a new radiator :P
    I found out more about the car. its a vauxhall astra black, 2litre diesel and it look awesome! :P

    Oh lookin forawrd to startin college again? :P i missed my induction lmao got nother one on monday tho :P

    12 weeks ago
  • Sean Simpson
    Sean Simpson

    Unless you have seen Zeus's balls firsthand I won't take your criticism seriously!

    12 weeks ago
  • Farrakh Iqbal
    Farrakh Iqbal

    CONNERD! :P

    What ya been up to? still on skye im guessin?

    Aint spoke to ya in awhile, you wont beleive it........im playin wow again! :(
    terrible terrible habit i managed to quit for 2 years then my mates started speakin about it for like 10mins and BAM im playin again.

    Oh im also maybe gettin a new car, its awesome but its a 2litre which might be alittle difficult doin deliveries with :S
    You watched the new bleach yet? i actually gotta say this has by far been the best filler arc ever!!

    12 weeks ago
  • Sean Simpson
    Sean Simpson

    I was just watching your MGS video thing (again) ^^ and it's got me in the mood for making a video! Coops said he's still up for the car thing and I should have my car running properly by Thursday.

    Lets get some video ideas on the go!

    13 weeks ago
  • Sean Simpson
    Sean Simpson

    Ha even if you practised every day for the next year I'd still pWn you at CSS :P

    No one insults Dire Straits. Ever.

    I wouldn't worry about wasting my petrol, I wasted enough of yours ^^

    And that "Fail Legal" crack sucked!



    14 weeks ago
  • Yvonne Duffy
    Yvonne Duffy

    SIMPLES LIKE A MEERKAT.COM

    14 weeks ago
  • Yvonne Duffy
    Yvonne Duffy

    Hah.
    Eh.... *checks* OK I THINK Steam ID is meant to be a big bunch of numbers ... but I don't know where I get that from xD

    14 weeks ago
  • Yvonne Duffy
    Yvonne Duffy

    Oooh! Now you've got me angry!!!

    14 weeks ago