Okay, so I shouldn't really drink at all... But you know how it is...
One shandy becomes two shandies becomes a pint of guiness and it's all downhill from there.
I daresay that I may have found a rather excellent way to have a smile on Monday when I go in, but it does mean getting absoloutely, terrifyingly plastered the night before. I reckon I can live with it to be honest. Nothing like getting it all out the night before and going to work happy, eh?

Woo!
I'm moved back in to the flat! It took damn well long enough, but I reckon it's worth it.

The bathroom isn't exactly finished yet though, which is a bit of a downer, but it works well enough, and I'm going to use this fact to get a discount on the rent.

Speaking of which, actually getting the money to the guy I'm supposed to is rather hard..

and I'll explain why: The guy doesn't seem to want it... this would be fine, but goddamit, the longer he holds off, the more likely it is that I'll have all my bills hit me all at once in the middle of the month, which is just sucky.

Ah well.

yep, been in hospital for 9 whole days. it really does suck, but not as hard as it could. met someone to spend most of the time with, so at least it's not lonely. had one of the odder, but definately not unpleasant moments of my life today, which has cheered me up no end.

been getting plenty of visitors, which is nice, as they break up the day nicely. geraint even lent me his gameboy, so i have something to occupy my hands with.

top credit to Dr Thomas; not only is she insanely pretty and a snappy dresser, she's funny and talkative and has made more effort than any of the other doctors to keep me informed of what's going on. she's got such tiny FREEZING hands though.

the endocrinologist dr. whitley also deserves mention for not treating me like a complete fucking idiot. i guess they kind expect they've faced their fair share of retards, so they have to talk assuming their patients are a bit ffick.

just one last thing though, why do all these highly trained professionals use cutesy names for body parts? no doctor,you may not shove a pipe up my 'willy' YOU can shove whatever you like up my penis, though. don't need lube either doc, i like it ROUGH *RAWR*
and 'tummy'? what the fuck is with that? i haven't heard it called that since i was a toddler. brought this up with my favorite doc, and was reeling off synonyms. 'crap factory' was found to ellicit giggles.

hugh. out.