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	Evolution
	Sometime long, long ago A tiny dense mass, it did really blow! Its bits and pieces reached far and wide, Into empty space, they will ever ride From this empty space, they will ever ride From this empty bang, there came to be A rough hewn Orb, The early earth don’t you see? Over billions more, it was rounded like ball Upon this mass of construction, We would work, walk, run and fall in such a time Out of the slick ooze came a single cell our first ancestor Don’t go anywhere now the story is not done Here comes the fun The cell must have split and gained a partner, To evolve it's kind, with opposite gender, And so it did, that we are told. A mate arose to preserve the fold. So now the theory has been set in motion, This brings forth more of its silly notion Billions more did come, Billions more did go, Now watch this fable grow and grow Of all the myth's man does make Surely this one takes the cake Over time our bods took shape Apparently our early form looked like an Ape It was time and natural selection Wherein we found our own election In the trees we made our habitat Swinging limb to limb, we'd never get fat Time and change did come around Lo and behold, we came to the ground From the trees we did swing Becoming more learned of higher renown From earlier years Of dragging our arses along the ground Now we even eat better, those bananas Began to fester Today our frame there is no trace, Of our ancestors first face Old Uncle Cell was simple and small; We his posterity for anything shall fall They dig they go eat and go think In all hope they will find the missing link. They do not know there is no chain That’s why their search is so vain Because their feet weren’t on the rock Their better sense was out of hock The lie was fed from the ragey winker They bought it hook line and sinker As the story comes to an end, The fossils record is not its friend. Darwin and Huxley in peace may they rest But God's creation explains it the best So let us come to reason together; Put all this analysis together, Doesn’t creation sound much better? For the Almighty spoke and the Earth Did come to be In his image he made you and me. With this one man's guess became a Revolution Ever since then it's been called Evolution Among the fables it, will have its place; In time, be sure, there will be no trace.
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