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| 1. | The Beginning | Read it Now |
| 2. | PAISLEY CELLS | Read it Now |
| 3. | LOST IN LIVINGSTON LOL | Read it Now |
| 4. | NAIL YOUR TOILET SEAT DOWNN DUNNS IN TOWNN (8) | Read it Now |
| 5. | JOHNNY HOSS | Read it Now |
| 6. | MAIN STREET SANTA STREEKIN- BANNED FROM MA OWN TOWN | Read it Now |
| 7. | 10/3/07 LAXATIVES | Read it Now |
| 8. | LAURAS HOUSE...MADNESSSSSSSS | Read it Now |
| 9. | MA TRAMP PALS=D | See below |
| 10. | STREEKING IN SALTCOATS MARCH 07 | Read it Now |
| 11. | MADNESSS LOL | Read it Now |
| 12. | Backroads | Read it Now |
| 13. | THE MAD BIKERS ROCKER'S CONCERT THING LOL | Read it Now |
| 14. | Hopefully the last time im wrecked | Read it Now |
| 15. | ASDA ( 2 WEEKENDS) | Read it Now |
| 16. | Nearly killed maself lol | Read it Now |
| 17. | This Ones For Gav Watson | Read it Now |
| 18. | Whisky Night With Sean Tee [ Happened ages ago but hes been moaning lol] | Read it Now |
| 18. | Whisky Night With Sean Tee [ Happened ages ago but hes been moaning lol] | Read it Now |
| 19. | THE YYWAM LOL | Read it Now |
| 20. | Lauriston | Read it Now |
| 21. | Fazza the pooper | Read it Now |
| 22. | stephs 21st | Read it Now |
| 23. | MAGALUF | Read it Now |
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| We were drinking as per and ended up in the plantation(a park) and this trampy looking guy walked by and me being the dafty I am walked up and made him pose in a picture with me (there on my profile)and then his pal came down, he called himself the rock :| The first one that i got a pic with was called Ian and told me he was 56 and had been in the vietnam war as a sniper. Me and connar sadly started to slag him sayin he shot down the chikmps out the trees and shagged them and bombed vietnameses kids...he started to cry:| so me and connar cheered him up and started partyboyin him lol then connar stole his hat and ran about with it for a while. then this other weird guy came over and was talking to us then suddenly whipped out a half bottle of bucky and smashed it off a bench n went AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pmsl i couldnt breathe then the rock started saying he would stab ross because hes a nazi=s then the newest guy that was there started saying he would give us anything we wanrted if we found his mobile i askd him would you give us pussy :L and he said no i cany get that but il give u hundreds of drugs =s junkieee I remeber teling that Ian(the one in the pic with me) that he was my rolemodel :L he replied " maybe m8 bt i smell of pish" pmsl wot a legend. Anyway i cant remeber the rest of the storie so dont know what happend after it GO TO MY PROFILE TO SEE PICS OF ME AND THE TRAMPS =D | |||
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