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17.This Ones For Gav WatsonPrzeczytaj teraz
18.Whisky Night With Sean Tee [ Happened ages ago but hes been moaning lol]Przeczytaj teraz
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JOHNNY HOSS
 
Well me pat and kenny drank a 2 litre bottle of cider each then went to the pub already tipsy. I then had 8 pints and 3 shots of aftershock and was absolute legless Pat had a lot too. We somewhow ended up on the karaoke, I had is this the way to amarillo as my song but started singin "is this the way to amarillo Pat finlay shags his pillow" This got the bouncers attention because the whole room was laughing. As soon as i seen the bouncers running at me on the stage I shouted into the microphone out of sheer drunkinness "Pat! the big fat fukin bouncers are cumin tae get us!" again the whole room herd me=/ the bouncers werent to happy, pat tried to punch one but it wasnt for happening lol we both got thrown down the set of stairs and then it went blurry. I woke up outside behind the pub at 4 in the morning and then walked to the phone box singin some daft song. I eventualy got home dont know how,Pat fell asleep in the train stop somewhere i think, to be honest we cant remember lol
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