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	NAIL YOUR TOILET SEAT DOWNN DUNNS IN TOWNN (8)
	We all ended up in tonys empty,was before milligan was in jail. We all got severly drunk as per=D then for some reason milligan did a mad wrestling move on me and i wasnt too happy lol so i went to the kitchen n found this massive choclate cake and threw it at him bt because i had been drinking i missed and put it all over the white curtains n carpet:| then milligan got another choclate cake and put it over my head and i whiped it all over a bed cover a think lol then i tried to whipe it up with a mop thing...when i was mopping i lifted the mop too high and put it clean through the kitchen's big long light and it smashed n fell off and landed on my head and put me on ma arse lol then milligan threw rebbeca through the brand new leather couch and broke it.We all ended up upstairs somehow, Pat was sleeping in the bath or something and I randomly ran into the room wi no clothes on and a johhny on ma dick=s dont ask why lol then i ripped the toilet seat off put it round my head tried to rundown stairs but did a half superman down them and put my head through another light then ran about ardrossan in the buff with a toilet pan on my head=\ When I was away doing this Milligan pat and ivy started having food fights and literally ripped a door off and threw it at flimingo and scudded him on the head with it pmsl When i returned from my streaking session me and milligan tried to bake a new cake thinking tonis mum would think its the same one as the one we threw. it turned out green with chips and beans in it :| lol thinkthats all that happened
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