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3.LOST IN LIVINGSTON LOL Zie hieronder
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LOST IN LIVINGSTON LOL
 
It was the night before Hogmanay. Me Pat Dougall were wrecked in Glasgow we had been at some club or something and met these girls we knew.Dougall and I both had thongs on lol he had a santa furry one n i had a lepord skin one. we ended up running about outside mcdonalds with them out. we somehow ended up getting more drink and on avirgin train to Edinburgh Waverly=\ on the train we sat with this legend who i had just started talking to randomly his name was billy from shankhill in Belfast. Never met a guy like him in my life what a fuckin legand! all his mad stories about how hes been atacked with hatchets and stuff. Then the train driver came out to tel him to stop swearing or something because he was loud..Billy threatend to bomb the train=O lol so we got off the train earlier at some place near livingston and got a disabled taxi chookter guy to drive us to Livi lol we ended up in this lassies house smokin hash with her maw=o we got so wrekced me and dougall ran about the place in our thongs for ages, i fell off the bed and cracked my head of an ashtray and passed out lol then in the morning we woke up with the worse hangover ever.The lassie then showed us the wrong direction to the train station=\ by the time we found it we then relised it was hogmanay a sunday and no trains on =\ so we then hitchhiked to a random big shopping centre in the middle of nowhere=s think it was still livingston. And sat in there for a few hours like junkies trying tofigure out how to get home(we were that desperate we were contemplating robbing a shop pretendin we had guns lol) We had about a quid left each and were sso hungry it was horrible. We eventualy got a bus that took us back to glasgow and by the time we got to glasgow then bak to westkilbride it was about 5 oclok we had just made it in time for new year bevys=D New year was madness to cant even rember a thing of it to tell u the story lol gutted
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