i spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'H'
Hair!
Hat!
Hands!
Freckles!


i had my first bleed today...in me frankfurters


i can't run too fast cause of me chaffing!


serious chaffing issues going on here!


ooooooooookeeeeeeeeee


i didn't do nutin


i think i mught just shite in the pool


Hungry, Hungry, I am hungry, Table, Table Here i come!


i hate scotland (while on the plane home)


suck my wench...no...i cry now


Aldo ate my phone


where are we?
..on the plane....


anchovies and artichokes!


they do the YMCA so stylishly


Rugby guy on the plane who fell asleep and his friends put paper in his mouthh


teaching italians scottish country dancing!


PIGGYBACKS


ciao bella!


BASTA!


ok, i know its 30C heat so go run 2 laps.
NOOOOOO! (simultaniously)
Ok. i'll be nice to you, go do one.


MISSISSIPPI in our bathroomm


would you like to try his sex?


she looks like barbie!


you broke the flower! (throws flower!)


Giorgio & Armani


go ask lanky loner boy to dance


pizza lunch in venice..in and out in 10 minss


iPood! (on a t shirt)


did you just fart? why do i find this so funny?


taking "sly" pictures of hottys on the train...


OVER IT


Choking on lucosade & it came out her nose!


Kaydee got punched in the face cause sarah heard a doorbell


*runs to the door* WE SAW HIS BUM! *runs away again!*


my friends are leaving now *his friends who speak almost no english shout HELLO!*


its his cum init


where are you from?
do you know where london is?


i am not going to the squat toilet!


im from lewis.
are you welsh?
no, im from lewis.
are you irish?
NO. are you actually listening to what im saying?!


steve and stephanie


tan lines on my feet!


are we playing them? (bunch of 5 year olds turn up)


hockey in flip flops...nicee

lets ask rachel something to see if shes listening
rachel, what day is it?
whaaat..?


sarah's second child..cargill betteridg


oh look its the two hotties!...and sandals


my pits are like niagra falls


thats the hottest ginger ive ever seen


its like a perverts heaven

these were just the ones we could remember
italy was amazing!

Body: Repost as “18 or lower means you’re not stupid.
x means yes.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
total=3

[] You have ran into a tree.
[] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.
[]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[x] You just looked at it.
[]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[]People have called you slow.
total so far=8

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[x] You just laughed.
total so far=12

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[x]you are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[]You use your fingers to do simple math.
total so far=16

[]You have eaten a bug.
[x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
total so far= 19

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
total so far=21

Repost as “I’ve Had _ of 39 Blonde Moments

Your gone in person,
But never at heart,
I know were not together,
But were never apart,
I cant bring you back,
Or turn back the time,
I guess i'll be strong,
And for you i will shine,

If tears could build a stairway
And a memory lane
We would walk right up to heaven
And bring you back home again

The tears on my pillow
I cried for you last night
I wish you were my pillow
That i squeezed forever tight

I miss you now more than ever
In my heart you'll stay forever

I Love You