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Some notes on where the Sop player sits
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Have you ever noticed how the soprano player is always located on the outside of the band, closest to the audience? This is good for many reasons:
1. If there is a fire you can make it to the door in time instead of being toast like the BBbs.
2. Nobody sits behind you honking in your e...
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Brass Players' Real Rules of Behaviour
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Always show up late for rehearsal. It lets the conductor know how much he needs you.
Don't practice too much ahead of time. You don't want to 'peak" too soon.
If you take a pencil to rehearsal, take enough for everybody...and make sure the eraser is worn down. It helps give the music an anti...
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Buckhaven and Methil Brass Band - Player List
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Conductor - Gordon Evans MBE
Front Row Cornets:
Mark - Principal
Chris
Bryan
Chris
Shanna
Back Row Cornets:
James (Cammy) - Soprano
Dawn - Repriano
Hannah
Alec
Sandy
Des
Alana
Carol
Flugel:
Louise
Horns:
Brian - Solo
Kirsty
Ross
Baritones:
Gavin
Heather
Louise E
Euphoniums:
Lewis
Nathaniel
Trombones:
Alistair
Daniel
Marianne
Stevie
Basses:
Jimmy
Davie
Brian
Andy
Percussion:
Darren
Michaela
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142 days ago
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Brass Bands
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Eb Soprano cornet - too loud, usually out of tune. Convinced she has the most difficult part in the band.
Principal cornet - conceited, uses too much vibrato.
Bumper Up - either thinks he would make a better principal, or hero worships the principal.
Third man down - loud brutal musical thug with lots of stamina and no finesse.
Fourth man down - like third man down, only louder and thicker!
Repiano cornet - waiting for a chance to play principal.
2nd cornet - hesitant, out of tune, but can play a bottom C
3rd cornets - loud, out of tune, but can play bottom G
Flugelhorn - plays flat. Can't decide whether to be a cornet or a horn
Solo horn: usually a girlie - irrespective of whether a male or female player
Tenor horns - can play a unison tone in tune if one of them is dead.
1st Baritone - useless player, out of tune all the time
2nd Baritone - even worse player. Only there to show what the first baritone could do if he tried
2 Euphoniums - show-off and trainee show-off
1st trombone - steam driven. Rasps most of the time
2nd trombone - sloppy player, but can rasp even at pianissimo
Bass trombone - chainsaw with vibrato
Eb basses - look like two drunken farts
Bb basses: -sound like two drunken farts
Percussion - Have lots of noisy toys which must be used in the most inappropriate way possible. Must be totally incapable of producing a swing rhythm.
Conductor - devoid of musical ability that he thinks the above shower sounds good
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British National Results (Harrogate) 30th September 2007
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Test Piece: Roman Triptych, Leigh Baker
Adjudicators: Allan Ramsay & David Hirst
Sunday 30th September
Commenced at 9.30am
Results:
1. Formby, Louise Hough, 12, 180
2. Amington, Wesley Kendrick, 11, 179
3. Skelmanthorpe B, Phil Garlick, 9, 178
4. St Brewards, Garry Lannie, 4, 177
5. Crofton Silver, Malcolm Simpson MBE, 10, 176
6. Flookburgh, John Iveson, 5, 175
7. Hungerford Town, Tim Crouter, 2, 174
8. Pendennis, Steve Thomas, 14, 173
9. Chalgrove, Michael Pegram, 19, 172
10. Newstead Youth, Paul Whyley, 15, 171
**11. Buckhaven & Methil, Bob McDonald, 18, 170**
12. Uppermill, A. Widdop, 13, 169
13. Cubbington, Paul Johnson, 17, 168
14. Marske, A. Prest, 20, 167
15. Gwaun Cae Gurwen, Glyn Rhys Davies, 3, 166
16. Ramsey Town, R. Quane, 1, 165
17. Cross Keys, K. Bowden, 8, 164
18. Bream Silver, Huw Cole, 7, 163
19. Great Yarmouth, Stuart Philpot, 6, 162
20. Dundee Instrumental (St. Margaret's), J. Tonner, 16, 161
Soloist: Formby - Michael Jackson - Euph
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333 days ago
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" (2 weeks ago) me too!
wat do use all think o the pieces ? 
bt youll be geen me cider (hint hint) 
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