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Me, Myself, and I
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My name's Squishy.
Like most people my age, I'm 19.
I'm aware that I'm not perfect, but I live by my philsophies that it's "Better to be a rough diamond than not a diamond at all" and that "It's by doing what we want to do that we become who we want to be.".



Buy me a ticket to see Reel Big Fish in January and I'll love you forever. =]




You Do This Every Fucking Time!!!

No Sweat.
No Tears. No Guilt.

Do This One More Time And I'll Bite Your Fucking Fingers Off!





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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
Music
3OH!3, Adelitas Way, Alexisonfire, Annotations Of An Autopsy, Architects, Atreyu, August Burns Red, Billy Talent, Bring Me The Horizon, Burn Halo, Cancer Bats, Chimera, Chiodos, City and Colour, The Clik Clik, A Day To Remember, Dead Swans, Deez Nuts, Deftones, Dethklok, The Devil Wears Prada, Enter Shikari, Escape The Fate, Eternal September, Fall Of Troy, Gallows, Hadouken!, Incubus, In Flames, I Set My Friends On Fire, IWrestledABearOnce, Jane's Addiction, Liferuiner, Lil Wayne, LMFAO, Mafafi, Matchbook Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence, Parkway Drive, The Red Shore, Rise Against, Senses Fail, Set Your Goals, A Skylit Drive, Slipknot, A Smile In The Trenches, A Static Lullaby, Suicide Silence, T-Pain, The Used, We Are The Ocean. Just to name a few.
Got Wood? (Y)
Good Music, Tattoos, Gigs, Piercings, Drinking with friends, Hugs, XBox Live, my iPod, Concert/signing queue banter with Chloe, Swimming in the river, People with their own style, Kit Kat Chunkys, My Vanilla Cub!! (and being her Chocolate Bear!), Wrestling, Having a special place that only you and one or a few people go together, Sharpies, Mosh Pits, Kerrang!, Me and Ben coming up with random Band Names, Going to Caffe Nero (or anywhere for that matter) with Lucie, Making Bebo Skins, Meeting new people, Rave Pits!, SEAHORSES!, Movie nights, Gangsta' handshakes, Getting Domino's to deliver pizza to a bench on the inch, Bubbles, When shit bands break up, When good bands get back together.
Boner Killer! (N)
No Internet, Onions, Curfues, Living in Perth with nothing to do, When people can't come out, Mayonaisse, Having no money, Losing piercings, Getting stabbed in the back, College, Having such a hairy chest, Not seeing Lucie at least once a week, The fact that DFS can't stop having a sale, Panic attacks, When World of Warcraft takes over a friends entire life, Shit music, Being older than most of my friends, People "borrowing" my stuff and never giving it back, Having to put wet jeans back on because there's nothing else to wear, When good bands break up, When shit bands get back together.
Donkey:
"Hey, what's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh?"
Shrek:
"Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with ME! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!" They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone."

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  • Aesthetics of Hate: An Article by William Grim.

    The following is the inspiration for the song Aesthetics Of Hate by Machine Head.
    I've known about it for ages but was just having a conversation with Loll on msn and she never knew about it so I thought everyone should. It was written after Dimebag Darrell's death by a man named William Grim. The article itself makes me feel totally sick to my stomach and I personally believe William Grim is the most ignorant and self-righteous journalist I have ever came across and wish him nothing but bad things.
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    AESTHETICS OF HATE: R.I.P. DIMEBAG ABBOTT, & GOOD RIDDANCE
    -- Time For Conservative Imagination!



    by William Grim, Iconoclast Contributing Editor

    You've undoubtedly heard by now that a demented fan last week killed heavy metal guitarist Dimebag Abbott at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, Ohio. While I am extremely happy to hear that the assassin was shot to death by a brave Columbus policeman and I in no way want to engage in a blaming the victim scenario, I cannot deny that there much in Mr. Abbott's demise of one being hoisted on one's petard. The squalor, inhumanity, filth (both in the metaphorical and hygienic senses), depravity, ugliness and ignorance of everything that heavy metal represents (Like rap, I cannot use the noble term music in a description of heavy metal) creates a mindset among its devotees in which Mr. Abbott's assassination was an event that was all but waiting to happen.

    It was highly amusing, and also terribly sad, to watch on television fans conducting a "vigil" for the slain Mr. Abbott outside of the Alrosa Villa. It was an assemblage of ignorant, semi-human barbarians who were filthy in attire and manner, intellectually incoherent and above all else, hideously ugly to the point of physical deformity. Here is a definite case in which the outer appearance of these "fans" accurately represented the hideousness of their souls. That the physical deformity of their ugliness was self-inflicted makes the spiritual tragedy of their misspent lives all the more tragic.

    But one can see why the heavy metal fans so closely identified with Mr. Abbott. He was an ignorant, barbaric, untalented possessor of a guitar and large amplifier system. Freakish in appearance, more simian than human, he was the performer of a type of "entertainment" that can be likened only to a gorilla on PCP. Lacking subtlety, wit, style, emotional range and anything approaching even the smallest iota of intellectual or musical interest, Mr. Abbott was part of a generation that has confused sputum with art and involuntary reflex actions with emotion.

    De gustibus non disputandem est. Matters of taste are not subject to argument. That has been a general principle of aesthetics for some time, and when we are talking about the visceral preference for Mozart or Haydn or Beethoven among civilized human beings we are on pretty safe ground. I do not understand exactly why I prefer Haydn to my good friend who prefers Beethoven. But we both agree (as do all civilized human beings) that both Messrs. Haydn and Beethoven are numerous steps further along the evolutionary trail than Dimebag Abbott.

    Here is one area in which conservatives have failed and failed miserably. Whether it is out of a lack of interest or despair, conservatives for too long have ceded the entire field of aesthetics to the trust fund red babies of the blue states. And look at what this has brought us. So-called heavy metal music, so-called rap music, operas and stage plays in which modern "stagings" reduce Verdi and Shakespeare to the condition of a schizophrenic's finger paintings. Leftist domination in the visual arts has made a mockery of the aesthetic greatness of modernism and replaced it with the turd encased in Lucite. And the grammatically-challenged racist rantings of Amiri Baraka now pass for poetry.

    However, we conse

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    Okay. These are all quotes from movies. You have to guess what movies the quotes are from. Pretty simple, eh? Well.... get going.

    1. "Did you ever see that "Twilight Zone" where the guy signed a contract and they cut out his tongue and put it in a jar and it wouldn't die, it just grew and pulsated and gave birth to baby tongues? Pretty cool, huh?"
    Wayne's World

    2. "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco."
    Reservoir Dogs

    3. "Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled."
    Blades Of Glory

    4. "There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."
    The Shawshank Redemption

    5. "I knew you couldn't resist my shit! I got the shakes that'll make you quake. I got the fries that'll cross your eyes. I got that burgers that'll... I just got burgers."
    The Longest Yard

    6. "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."
    Fight Club

    7. "Hey. Get the fuck off her. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey"
    Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

    8. "You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it"
    Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

    9. "Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported."
    This Is Spinal Tap

    10. "I only cheated on you once. There just had to be two women."
    Semi-Pro

    11. "So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O", written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"
    Snatch

    12. "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb."
    Batman (1966 Version)

    13. "Would anyone like a pean

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1.What DVD is in your DVD player right now?
Donnie Darko

2.If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
depends..... do i have a toothbrush?

3.Do you look more like your mum or your dad?
i used to look like my mum, but then she shaved her stubble (i'm not even kidding)

4.Is that your natural hair color?
unfortunately

5.How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
LOTS! cos i didnt sleep at all the night before. i think it was 13 and a half or something. lol

6.Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?
nope

7.Do you have a crush on anyone?
if i did... why would i tell you? =P

8.How long have you known them and do they know you like them?
...............

9.Can you lick your elbow?
nope

10.If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, how injured would you get?
depends if the bins are out or not. if they aren't then i'd be fine.

11.If you woke up as the opposite sex, what’s the 1st thing you would do?
what do you think? i would furiously masturbate!!!

12.Do you wear fake tan?
nope

13.Do you like sneezing, or do you hate that feeling?
i like it, but i hate the feeling before you need to sneeze

14.What is your favourite room in your house?
my room

15.What was the last thing you had to drink?
milk

16.Do fish make good pets?
they do if you cant look after bigger pets

17.Would you rather have a pet Ostrich or a pet Sheep?
ostrich

18.Has an animal ever attacked you?
yeah, a goat

19.What kind of mobile phone do you own?
samsung

20.Whats the biggest amount of mobile phone credit/phone bill you've had in a month?
£300 or something. Was totally fucking worth it.

21.Who’s car were you last in that wasn’t family?
Bens mum doesnt count, so...... Garys

22.Are they a good driver in your opinion?
yeah, and they let me put my cds on

23.When’ s the last time you showered
just out

24.If you didnt shower for 3 days do you think you would smell?
yeah, obviously

25.Do you sleep in a single or double bed?
right now i sleep on an inflatable matress, but i'm getting my double bed back soon

26.Do you make your bed daily?
yeah

27.How many clothes do you have in your closet?
lotsandlotsandlots

28.Where’d you get the top you’re wearing?
Ben gave me it

29.How many windows/tabs do you have open on your computer right now?
4 windows, 2 tabs

30.Do you ever crack your knuckles/fingers?
all the time, and my neck and back

31.When was the last time you laughed really hard?
thursday night. STEP UP 2! hahaha. That night was fucking awesome!!

32.Do you take compliments well?
yeah :)

33.Do you find piercings attractive?
obviously, you seen my face? =P

34.Would you rather be able to fly for a day or be invisible for a day?
tough one. fly.

35.Do you personally know the people on your top friends list?
yeah, every single one

36.Where does number one live?
greece..... at the moment. :D

37.Would you date them?
nah, strictly sex only.

38.Who kissed you on the forehead last?
bens mum. i didnt like it. lol

39.What color of socks do you have on?
black and pink

40.Do you have any interesting bruises or scars?
yeah. you know how i got these scars?

41.How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
half an hour?

42.Have you bought anything today?
not yet

43.Ever dated someone you didn't find attractive in the least?
yeah lol

44.Where’s the closest hoodie to you right now?
behind me

45.Morning or night person? Or Afternoon?
evening

46.Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
yeah

47.What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked?
tomos face.

48.How many pics of just you do you have?
not many

49.What fast food restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries?
McDonalds if they've not came out the frier too early

50.Would you prefer Irn Bru or Vimpto?
Irn Bru!!

51.When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
you suck! xD

52.Have you ever had a “kick me” sign on your back without realizing it?
yeah

53.Lap top or pc?
Laptop

54.What color is your keyboard?
Black

55.Who is your internet provider and who pays for it?
Virgin Media. Bens Maw

56.Have you ever sat down in a chair but fell to the floor, only to find that someone pulled out your chair on purpose?
NOPE. Its always been my own fault if thats ever happened. I fail!

57.Do things like that still amuse you when they happen to other people?
yeah

58.Did you know that twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet have the same rhyme?
yeah, and baa baa black sheep too

59.Did you just sing them to make sure?
nope

60.Are you a secretive person, or are you open with your thoughts?
bit of both

61.If you had to, would you rather eat maggots or worms?
worms

62.Have you seen a sunflower in real life before?
yeah

63.Have you ever used eye lash curlers?
once lol

64.Do you text or call more?
text

65.Do you find Russell Brand funny or irritating?
funny

66.Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
always

67.What item that needs batteries is nearest to you?
nothing actually

68.Who was the last person you slow danced with?
cant remember =[

69.Have you ever taken a picture of your eye?
yeah lol

70.Do you actually believe that Alaska is covered in snow?
parts of it

71.Do you prefer peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint

72.What is the most amount of money you would spend on a pillow?
i dunno

73.If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
aquamarine

74.How many tv's in your house?
4

75.Type your name using only your elbow
sqauikswhy

76.Do you ever go a few days without changing your underwear?
only if i havent had a chance to

77.Are you ever purposely irritating?
yeah

78.If you were another person would you be friends with you?
damn right

79.Do you still have your tonsils and your appendix?
yeah, i'm all in tact

80.Favourite sports to watch?
WRESTLING!! haha

81.Can you play Poker?
yeah

82.Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
yes! Jordon is not my name!

83.Have you ever touched an Elephant?
yeah =D

84.Have you had a Birthday so far this year?
yes

85.Do you like to have ice in your drinks?
yeah

86.Have you ever used a metal detector to look for treasure?
when i was small maybe

87.Do you prefer Lemons or Limes?
Lemons

88.Do you prefer trampolines or bouncy castles?
Bouncy Castles

89.Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah, quite a lot

90.Did your parents spoil you as a child?
my mum kinda did

91.Look behind you, what do you see?
ouch! a wall. banged my head i did! =[

92.Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
not that i recall

93.Do you prefer beef, pork, or lamb?
pork

94.Are you an aunt/uncle?
i wish =[ but i never will be cos i dont have any brothers or sisters

95.Do you know all the words to your national anthem?
flower of scotland yes, god save the queen no

96.What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
scrubs :) cabbage sucked as an intern so he went to work for the coffee shop next to the hospital!

97.Do you still watch kiddie films and tv shows?
yeah!!

98.If you were walkin down the street and someone sprayed you with water what would you do?
kick their ass well, depends who it was

99.Have you ever broken a bone?
yeah

100.How many times have you moved house?
11 or 12

101.If you could make someone disappear who would it be?
that would be telling

102.Curtains or blinds?
Curtains

103.Can you cook a Sunday Roast?
i can, but i cba

104.Have you watched 'the cunt family' on youtube?
yeah, didnt like it much though

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Name :   Jordan
Nick Name :   Squishy (the Hobo Pimp)
Birthdate :   30th January
Birthplace:   Perth
Current Location:   The Palace of Wisdom
Eye Color:   It Changes
Hair Color:   Black
Height:   5'9 and a half
Weight:   Dunno, but it's getting better
Piercings:   Vertical Lip, Snakebites, Stretched R Ear - 14mm, Venoms
Tatoos:   Skull w/ Helmet & Rose on Left Arm, Seahorse on Left Wrist.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend:   as if
Vehicle:   pedal boat
Overused Phrase:   Gutted
FAVORITES
Food:   Macaroni, Pizza, Pasta, Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
Pub/Disc/Restaurant:   The Grill
Candy:   Kit Kat Chunky
Number:   369
Color:   Purple
Animal:   Seahorse
Drink:   my next one
Body Part on Opposite sex:   eyes or smile =]
Perfume:   Lynx Instinct
TV Show:   Scrubs, Skins
Music Album:   Siren Songs of the Counter Culture
Movie:   Waynes World or Anchorman
Actor/Actress:   Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt
This or That
Pepsi or Coke:   Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing:   Burger King (XL Bacon Double Cheeseburgers FTW!)
Chocolate or Vanilla   Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:   Hot Chocolate
Kiss or Hug:   Both
Dog or Cat:   GUINEA PIG FTW!!
Rap or Punk:   Punk, but both are awesome
Summer or Winter:   Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:   Funny ones
Love or Money:   LOVE!
YOUR...
Bedtime:   6am
Most Missed Memory:   My Granny =( or Barcode.
Best phyiscal feature:   You tell me! Hair?
First Thought Waking Up:   5 more minutes!!!
Ambition:   Pro-Wrestler! lol. or Lead singer of a band.
Best Friends:   Tomo, Loll, Lucie, Rachie
Weakness:   It's a secret! (But most people know already!)
Fears:   Snakes on a Plane
Longest relationship:   8 months
HAVE YOU...
Cheated Your Partner:   honestly, yeah once. =[
Ever been beaten up:   yeah, but i take it well. lol.
Ever beaten someone up:   .....yeah =/
Ever Shoplifted:   yupppp
Ever Skinny Dipped:   INDEED!! I think I scarred some peoples minds
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:   I think so.. lol!!!
Been Dumped Lately:   no
IN A GUY/GAL
Favorite Eye Color:   dont mind, its all in the look.
Favorite Hair Color:   i change mine quite a bit so why should i be picky? lmao!
Short or Long:   i dont mind, but not bald xD
Height:   bit shorter than me?
Style:   i dont mind, its their choice
Looks or Personality:   Personality :)
Hot or Cute   cant a girl be both?
Muscular or Really Skinny:   girls with big muscles? no thanks. lol
RANDOMS
What country do you want to Visit:   America again
How do you want to Die:   i dont want to die! LOL!
Been to the Mall Lately:   yeah
Get along with your Parents:   nowadays yeah
Health Freak:   not really xD
Do you think your Attractive:   i'm nothing special
Believe in Yourself:   sometimes
Want to go to College:   nope. did that.
Do you Smoke:   nope
Do you Drink:   yes
Shower Daily:   yupp
Been in Love:   apparently i'm too young to know the answer to that question
Do you Sing:   AYE!
Want to get Married:   it's all arranged. 17 and a bit years to go! lol
Do you want Children:   yeah
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:   too late ;) lol
Hate anyone:   yes, yes i do. terrible, isn't it?
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Song that always makes you sad: Pierrot The Clown by Placebo
Last thing you bought: My Drop Dead Hoodie & Frankestein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
Last person you argued with: Ben
Do you put butter before putting the jelly on: sometimes
One of your nicknames as a kid: Biscuit! lol. I can't remember why.
Did you ever own at one time a Nsync Cd: no, but i downloaded some songs lol
Favorite day of the week: Mondays! =D
Favorite Sundae topping: Strawberry Sauce
Did you take Piano lessons: Keyboard actually
Most frequent song played: *checks* HA! It's a tie between Paint It Black by the Rolling Stones and To Be Loved by Papa Roach
TV show you secretly enjoy: Wrestling xD
Would you rather play basketball or hockey: Basketball
Date someone older or younger: Couldn't Care Less
One place you could travel right now: Town! haha
Do you use umbrellas: no
Do you know all the words to your national anthem: Indeed I do
Favorite Cheese: Emmental or Gouda I like my cheese!
Disturbed or My Chemical Romance: Tomo will kill me! haha. MCR,
Blondes or Brunettes: Don't Care =]
Best job you ever had: Blow Job! HAHA! nah, Princes Trust
Did you go to your high school prom: Yuppp
Perfect time to wake up: half 2? lol
Perfect time to go to bed: 4am
Do you use your queen right away in chess: nope, i use my pawns first, then my knight
Ever been in a car accident: Yup
Closer to mom or dad...or neither: Mum since I've only ever met my dad once, but my mum's still a total bitch!
What do you call your sweetheart lovingly: uh, pass? Sweetie maybe.
What decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager: early 90s! RAVE!! haha.
Favorite shoes you have EVER owned: My Spotted Vans Shoes
Do you have an article of clothing from your childhood: yup
Were you in track and field: nope
Were you ever in a school talent show: yes, many a time
Have you ever written in a library book: haha, whats a library?
Allergic to: bullshit
Favorite fruit: Banana
Have you watched sex and the city: yes. it disturbed me
Baseball hat or toque: Baseball Hat?
Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap: shampoo, then put conditioner in and soap while i leave it in then rinse it out when i'm done.
Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste: Wet it!!
Pen or pencil: Pen
Have you ever gambled at a casino: Yeah
Have you thrown up on a plane: Once when I was like 7
Have you thrown up in a car: Yeah
Have you thrown up at work: Yeah
Do you scream on roller coasters: For fun, yeah
Who was your first prom date: Laura =/
Who was your first roommate: Tee I think
What alcoholic beverage did you drink for the first time: Beer most likely
What was your first job: McDonalds
What was your first car: Not got one yet
When did you first go to a funeral: My grandads =[
How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown: 16
Who was your first grade teacher: I have no clue
When did you sneak out of your house for the first time: when I was like 7 or 8 hahaha
Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them: Craig, and nope
Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent: lived with the grandparents to look after them
Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day: Ben probably, or Lucie or Morag
Whose wedding were you in, the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsman: never was. lol
What is the first thing you do in the morning: go back to sleep
What was the first concert you attended: AEROSMITH!!
First tattoo or piercing: Piercing - Snakebites. Tattoo - Skull with Army Helmet and Rose
Where did you go on your first airplane ride: Florida
First celebrity crush: no idea. probably one of the hot women on Gladiators or something. hahaha!

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  • Loll.
    Loll.

    Yay for quoting the almighty!

    xx

    22 hours ago
  • Mel Massacre
    Mel Massacre

    Are you in town today? Xoxo

    4 days ago via Mobile
  • Loll.
    luv Loll.

    All perved up.

    xxxxxxxxxx

    5 days ago
  • Rocky Tomato Sheep Go
    luv Rocky Tomato Sheep Go

    Love. Cause I'm bored and doing sfa in PSE :P xxx

    1 week ago via Mobile
  • Kat
    Kat

    things are so cool here, already getting a sun tan, been to town so huge and so many ppl, ent to orana wildlife park wow that was brilliant........................m
     issing you too hun, hows things with you ? xxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Suzanne Morris
    luv Suzanne Morris

    guess what?




    i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really...



    want some juice!!

    xxxxxxxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Samantha
    Samantha

    ew. lmao.

    2 weeks ago
  • Loll.
    luv Loll.

    Enter Shikari announced on the website that the best place they like to play is Fat Sam's @ Liquid - Dundee.

    shweeeeet.
    P.S always get up and dance when I hear Zzzonked.
    xxxxxxxx

    2 weeks ago
  • Yarr It Be Admiral Malakii
    luv Yarr It Be Admiral Malakii

    jordan up for a drink? like right now!? THIS VERY SECOND!?!? hows it going? lol

    2 weeks ago
  • Sophie
    luv Sophie

    erm, hi
    apparantly we spoke on the phone last night
    but i dont remember
    so if i said something bad
    im really sorry haha

    xooxo

    3 weeks ago
  • Rocky Tomato Sheep Go
    Rocky Tomato Sheep Go

    Lmfao, not that into it tbh :L ... As for falling asleep... I woke up this morning phone in hand and msn still running, so I can't really talk :P xxx

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Rocky Tomato Sheep Go
    luv Rocky Tomato Sheep Go

    *slap* That's for leaving your msn on while you went to sleep! -ko, I wouldn't slap you.. You're bigger than me:p *waves and hugs* That's for you when you wake up. :D xx

    3 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Rocky Tomato Sheep Go
    luv Rocky Tomato Sheep Go

    Returnin' the luvin':D and omg STALKER! :P Nah, I don't mind when fit people stalk me ;) :L xxx

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Chloe
    Chloe

    hey baby xD

    4 weeks ago
  • Loll.
    luv Loll.


    When you giving us babies?
    xxxxxxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Miss Lulu Brown.
    luv Miss Lulu Brown.

    you should feel incredibly special. i loathe bebo.

    4 weeks ago
  • Hollz
    luv Hollz

    hey you, long time no speak, hows you? xxx

    4 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Chloe
    Chloe

    PANIS

    4 weeks ago
  • Samantha
    luv Samantha

    im goood, bleach is burning my head *cries*
    xxxxxxx

    4 weeks ago
  • Chloe
    Chloe

    Your gonna have to explain the girl boy thing later :s
    Get a shit cheap one? xxx

    4 weeks ago