Pick the month (number) you were born in

1----I fell in love with
2----I ate a
3----I smacked
4----I sang to
5----I gave my number to
6----I killed
7----I shot
8----I gave a lap dance to
9----I choked on
10---I made out with
11---I had sex with
12---I stabbed

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy
2-------a kebab
3-------a banana
4-------a sandwich
5-------a Mexican
6-------a stuffed animal
7-------a hooker
8-------a lamp
9-------my best friend
10-------a goat
11-------my dog
12-------a ninja
13-------the computer
14-------a football player
15-------my neighbor
16-------myself
17-------a soda
18-------a llama
19-------a baby
20------ a gangster
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my dad
23-------a chair
24-------my psychiatrist
25-------a policeman
26-------my brother
27-------my sister
28-------a baseball bat
29-------a DVD player
30-------a paperclip
31-------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White------Because I was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i was bored
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because I'm naked.
Gray--------Because I'm mentally disturbed.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 Euro
Shirtless---Because i was horny
Orange----Because I hate my family.
Brown-----Because i was hungry.
Other-----Because i'm gangsta


When one is finished, post a comment bout what ur birthday says bout u!!

ONE - Spell your name without vowles: Brk Wlsn
TWO - Are you single?: Nope
THREE - What’s your favourite number?: 2
FOUR - What color do you wear most? : Green, Black, Pink, Yellow, Red
FIVE - Least favourite colour?: Dunno
SIX - What are you listening to?: The Twang
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: Don't Smoke
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Yeah! ..Really Happy
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Nah Lol
TEN - What was your favourite class in school ?: Graph Com
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/abercrombie/AE?: Nope
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Dole the now ...I'll Have a job soon
THIRTEEN - Where do you go to school?: St Columba's
FOURTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Yeah..Kinda
FIFTEEN - One word to describe you? Werdo ...Daft
SIXTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: Boots...They make me taller lol
SEVENTEEN- Do you own big sunglasses?: Aye
EIGHTEEN- Where do you wish you were right now?: With Fraser...cuddled up watchin somethin lol
NINETEEN - What should you be doing right now?: Making ma tea lol

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Ayep
Can you dance?: Not Really...Can kinda when drunk...or at least i think i can
Can you do a cart wheel? : Ayep
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Nope Lol...Don't like cherries
Can you touch your toes?: Ayeee!
Can you wiggle your ears?: Ayep
Can you roll your tongue?: Yep

THE DIDS:
Did you ever run away from home?: Nope
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Nah lol
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Nah

THE DO'S:
Do you believe in God?: I believe someone there
Do you know how to swim? Aye...but am no that good lol
Do you like roller coasters? Aye...even though am petrified of heights lol
Do you own a bike?: Nah not anymore lol
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows ?: No! Lol

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run through your family?: Nah
Does your car get good gas mileage?: Can't Drive
Does your family have family picnics?: Sometimes

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been kissed?: Nope 8-) ...of course
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Aye
Have you ever gone fishing?: Nah ...seems boring

THE HOWS:
How did you find out about Bebo: Cos everyones got it lol
How many of your friends on it have you seen? Not counted
How much money do you have on you right now? £4.33

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Sammie
Last thing you said out loud?: Bring On the Trumpets!
Last thing someone said to you?: 1 Lol

THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: Minus alot of numbers
What radio station do you listen to?: Forth one
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: Blossoms
What was the last thing you bought?: Happy Meal
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Pepsi

THE WHOS:
Who is your newest friend you added to Bebo?: Peoples from work training
Who was the last person you MSN'd : Sammie
Who talked to you on the phone last?: Johnboy
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: Me
Who was the last person to leave you a comment?: Kim
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: Fraser

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: ...Yes...Too many times
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Aye
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Aye
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Aye ...was kinda stupid lol
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Aye!...Cos it always hurts!
Do certain songs make you cry?: Yeah ...Lonestar Amazed
Do certain movies make you cry?: Green mile

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you a happy person?: Yeah ...Especially Lately
What can make you happy?: Fraser, Sammie, Friends, Family
Do you wish you were happier?: Nah...i dont think i could be any happier
Is being happy overrated? : Nope lol

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked..

'No, I don't,' she replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a building in Canada with a big tank
of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working