Nina E <DanRadRules>

View Entire Blog | Post a Comment

You Know You`re Too Big Of A Harry Potter Fan When356 weeks ago
 

-�You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.

-�You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

-�Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

-�You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

-�You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

-�You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

-�You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

-�The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

-�You point a normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"

-�You collect plugs.

-�You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible

-�Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

-�You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

-�You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 6 in your hands.

-�You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

-�You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

-�When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

-�You yell into the "tellyfone."

-�You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

-�You say "wicked" all the time because Ron does.

-�You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

-�You name all of your pets after HP characters.

-�You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

-�You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.

-�You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

-�You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".

-�You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

-�You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

-�Your free time on the computer is spent constantly refreshing your favorite Harry Potter news site, hoping for an update.

 posted by Nina E 

View Entire Blog | Post a Comment