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Jennie McKie <jennie0987>

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	List to Help Blondes.... I have not said ANY of these things!!	1101 jours il y a
	1. The Dali Lama Is a person not a carry out! 2. IKEA is a shop not a country 3. America has only ONE national anthem 4. Londonderry is not actually in London! 5. There is not such thing as Tartan paint! 6. When people say they want a pint, they mean beer- not milk 7. The WW2 German leader was Hitler not Hitlar! 8. It is possible to staple yourself to a stapler... and yes it does hurt! 9. When your mum is talking about the Theatre Royal.. shes means a theatre not a hospital! 10. A Rock Society is for rock music... not stones 11. Hospitals dont close on a bank holiday! 12. You do not get Pandas in Austraila 13. You dont go to Mataland for your holidays 14. Skandanavia is not a country! 15. Helsinki is'nt in Japan! 16. Apparently Romania isn't in Rome! 17. The animal on the Jaguar car is actually... a Jaguar! 18. A booze cruise is on a boat! 19. If your boss asks you to get a suprise choco they mean suprise them... not a new brand of chocolate! (dont go into the shop and ask or one.... confusion all round!) 20. If someone asks u 2 ask ur boss 4 a long stand, then they tell u to wait a min...they are takin the piss!! 21. You dont see lions, zebras and giraffes on a jeep safari... even if it is in Gran Canaria! 22. Freepost means you dont need a stamp apparently 23. If someone asks where you swim... your not meant 2 answer "In Water!" 24. Blackpool is not beside Brighton 25. The Capital Of Japan is not China 26. People from Holland speak Dutch... not Hollandish 27. Its not possible to take a day trip on a boat from Gran Canaria to Iceland 28. A coroner is someone that inspects dead people or sumthin.... not a judge in a courtcase 29. If you get asked in england "sooopofruitjuice?!" they are not askin if you want some kind of super fruit juice... they are askin if you want Soup OR Fruit Juice!!! (oops.... dont argue with them about it, just more embarrassment!) 30. Things from a pound shop, believe it or not are a pound!!! (aint that rite Iain?! haha) 31. Just because its called the Carling Academy... dosnt mean thats all they sell! (im sorry i thought i was bein logical!) 32. Milan is not in Spain... or Barcelona for that matter either! Dam my geography! I knew it was in Italy really! 33.Gammon is NOT a fish (i was just gettin confused with Salmon!) 34. Airdie is not in Ayr.... at least i was just bein logical! 35. So it turns out that Amsterdam and Holland are not two differnt countries... 36. You are not allowed to handle the ball in football... however when at a game dont pretend u know what your talkin about and scream "HAND BALL HAND BALL"..... the goal keeper is allowed! DOH! 37. At the travel agents... cashier asks what currency i would like i reply "What ever they use in rome.... greece is in the euro now tho isn't it?"... yeh the cashier thought it was hilarious and explained it was actually Italy i was goin to! 38. Brown sugar is NOT white sugar with dye in it! 39. Step up Miss Jenni Murphy..... goin to a friends flat whos second name was service, cant remeber what flat it is so rings the one that says "Service" and cant understand why she cant get in! oh dear! 40. A recent trip to the doctors..... the doctor told me that the tables may give me a sensitivity to photogentics, I told her that i have been fine when people take pictures of me, however she started laughin and told me she was talkin about sun light...... oops
	posté par Jennie McKie

7 commentaires:

	Natalie a dit...	Il y a 952 jours
	and mckie...THEY SELL MORE THAN JUST NOODLES AND RICE IN THE NOODLE AND RICE CHINESE, AND YOU DO NOT <U>HAVE</U> TO GET THEM TOGETHER! hahahahahahha
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	Shane a dit...	Il y a 846 jours
	the scary thing is that iv heard u say 3/4 of these things and iv known u under a month
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	Jennie McKie a dit...	Il y a 846 jours
	shut up shane!! your still new... u cant judge me yet!!! hahaha
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	Natalie a dit...	Il y a 777 jours
	You forgot about holland *rofl*
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	Jenni Murphy a dit...	Il y a 720 jours
	Its just a Jen thing!!! Us jens keeping the world amused with our blondness!!! xxxxxxxxxx
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	Jenni Murphy a dit...	Il y a 720 jours
	oh and remember if u choose the australian option on a DVD it DOES NOT mean that u will have to watch it with subtitles...apparently!!! xxxxxx
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	Jennie McKie a dit...	Il y a 644 jours
	i think lizi could actually make another 10 pages on top of this with the things she has come out with latley!! "does everyone have a brain?!" HAHA
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