John Mcmanamon <jmanoman>

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Aberdonians!901 días hace
 


A wee 7 year old Aberdonian loon and his 5 year old brother are upstairs in their
bedroom.

"De ye ken fit?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's aboot time we started
sweering." The 5 year old nods his head in approval.

"Fin we ging doonstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then ye kin
sweer after me, ok?"

"Aye!" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
for breakfast.
"A'll hae some of that Weetabix sh ! t !"

*SMACK*!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man????"

"I dinna ken," he blubbers, "but it winna be f * cking Weetabix!"

 escrito por John Mcmanamon 

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Rachel Roberts ha dicho…hace 901 días
 
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