Gunter Von Gunter <Yoobot>

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Sven says 332 Tage her
 

Hi there,

My name is Sven, but I suppose you already know that, I see the Professor has been boasting about his ‘little schnitzel nose’, man that’s embarrassing. Sometimes I wish he would just lay off on the old pet names a little.

Anyway, I must not complain he really is a great Yoobo-parent; he feeds me such delish, healthy food all the time. My favourite is porridge with sliced banana on top, it gives me energy to bust moves on the Danc……, no sorry I mean practise the shot put, that’s right the shot put! Then very occassionally I have proper nice treats like chocolate.

Okay enough of the small talk, I have a terrible secret! (Well it’s not that much of a secret anymore; I’m not very good at keeping secrets). You’ve probably heard from the Professor that he wants me to be the Champion Yoobot Shot Putter of the World. But I just can’t do it! I can’t!

I don’t like shot putting. It makes me dizzy and chaffs my hands, these hands were not meant for holding metal chains, they have always been destined to rock the one glove Michael Jackson look. I’m a smooth criminal not a shot putter. Most of the time when the Professor thinks I’m shot putting, I’m actually doing one proper tight moonwalk.

So I’ve been thinking. To get out of this whole shot put thing, I need to show the Professor how good of a dancer I am, but to do that I need a troop. A DANCE TROOP. So I need your help, come join me, I need the best of the best. The top scorers on the Dance Master, the elite.

The Troop, to be known as Sven and the Sublime Seven, will be a break dancing crew, so leave me a comment if you’re interested. Don’t tell the Professor.

P.S. He was lying about the Morris dancing, I swear!

Check you later

Sven
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Jarhed hat gesagt...329 Tage her
 
u dont know hoo i am do u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but hoo cares really
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