Gunter Von Gunter <Yoobot>

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A Perfect Specimen of Yoobotics 337 giorni fa
 

Hello everybody,

I am uber-happy to see that so many people have asked me to hatch a Yoobot for them. I am a very busy inventor growing so many Yoobots everyday; I have hardly had any time to groom my glorious moustache, yesterday when I was combing it I found some broccoli in there. I don’t know how long it had been hidden in there yet, I am waiting for the results of my carbon 14 dating test, but I think it had been there for quite some time.

Although I am very busy creating new Yoobots, I have not neglected my own little Yoobotty, Sven. The little schnitzel nose has been my closest companion ever since I hatched him in my own likeness; he is a very handsome little fellow I must say.

I have nurtured him day-in-day-out since he hatched, he is my closest companion in the Institute of Yoobotics. Like any proud Yoobo-parent, I have very high hopes for little Sven, some day he will be a sports superstar. I always wanted to be a champion shot putter, but I have always had wiener arms and very little upper body strength. But Svenny, little Sven will be a shot putting great, he can fling that shot further than any Yoobot I have ever seen. By the time the Yoobot Olympics is established Sven will be the best shot putter in the world.

I am very strict about his fitness, he has a very healthy diet and because Svenny is such a good Yoobot he eats all of his broccoli, fruit, veggies, fish, brown rice and other yummy healthy food. He does lots of exercise everyday but I am worried that he is becoming obsessed with the Dance Master.

Recently when he has said he was practicing shot put I have found him doing the Monster Mash, The Cheeky Girls’ Dance, The Robot and most worrying of all, Morris dancing.

I don’t mind Sven dancing, I like to boogie myself at Christmas and on Leap Years but I really hope this Morris dancing is just a phase. I can’t imagine the champion Yoobot shot putter of the world being a secret Morris dancer! Can you?


Until next time

Professor Gunter Von Gunter
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