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""sunshine plus rain divided by (geo + po)etry""

	an EXTRAORDINARY GENERAL CANCELLATION of malapropismic proportion...	279 jours il y a
	Hello bygones, With spades of sadness and genuine anger in our capillaries, we have to announce, as honest emissaries, a glut of cancellations not seen since Heathrow got all terminal five on its arrrrrrsssssse…. Unfortunately we must break our promises and not play gigs in: Liverpool, Carlisle, Hull, Manchester and Mallorca (this last one was Dizzee Rascal’s fault – he wanted 8,000 Japanese kids to parachute into his gig, blaring FIXUPLOOKSHHHHHHHARP from speakers attached to their feet using liquid-frozen-cyanide) We asked renowned economic guru and wordsmith Evan Davis to comment on the four others: ‘All of this could have been avoided with a bit more forward planning. I use the analogy of elephants and zoos. Basically if you want to record an album with an elephant and the elephant says: “ok, great we are ready to record it now in January”, but the zoo says: “oh no, you can’t do that but I don’t actually know why, just sit around and do nothing instead”, and then waits until the elephants are about to go on tour and then says: “Hi this is Paul from the zoo here, actually you should start recording the album now so you can’t go on tour even though we have known about it for two months and done nothing to previously broach the issue”, then you are just asking for trouble. Luckily those elephants are good negotiators so have managed not to have to cancel too many performances” THAT WAS AS THINLY VEILED AS GRAPHENE. We’ll get spanked for this but being truthful is always the best policy. Apologies to anyone who has bought tickets, if you send us an email we will find a way to remunerate you, sonically. The Naughty Comets x
	posté par Little Comets