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"Diabolus Obvius Rutilus Vestio - Devil in the Red Dress"

	That Palin Issue...	408 días hace
	I present you with some choice excerpts from Sarah Palin's official blog, which I think sums up her character perfectly. Some are by her, and others by her husband:- i) Blah blah blah I'm Joe Biden. Man who would even listen to this guy? He doesn't even drive a truck. ii) I will never understand why the democrat party cannot for the life of them pronounce the work nucular. (just check that spelling people!) iii) Ive been on the campaign trail for a while now, and I can tell you I am so sick of Iraq. I think everyone else is too, but that doesnt mean we can stop, it just means we want to stop hearing so much about it! Its like when you sign up for a record club but then they jack up the price and you cant stop paying, they'll just hire a collection agency! You gotta just keep sending those checks until its over. Iraq is like that. You just have to try not to think about it too much except when you're enjoying the Toby Keith CDs or oil or whatever. (Soloution to Iraq? Ignore it!) iv) Biden just mentioned Spain, I think that is his first major slip up. America knows the score about Spain... and we're sick of it! You dont want to associate with those people Mr. Biden. Bad move. v) It was with President Karzai of Afghanistan, and I think he was running a little behind too (he didn't even seem to have had time to change out of his pajamas). Anyway he really liked the cookies. (To all afghans, she thinks your national dress is pyjamas) vi) So that meeting was really good, but next up was President Ooribay from Columbia, and we had NOTHING in common. He just gave the cookies to his assistant and said he'd have them later, which I thought was a little rude but I decided not to let it get to me. I was trying to think of anything to talk about, but all I could come up with was the old episodes of Gunsmoke that I used to listen to with my meemaw, and which I remembered were made by his country's broadcasting system. But I don't think Mr. Ooribay knows Gunsmoke, so we just kind of sat there talking about the weather and those headsets everybody seems to wear around the UN. I swear, it was the longest ten minutes of my life. (Ahhh screw politics... you like westerns?) vii) Anyway how the heck did they get my password? It even had a symbol in it! How could anyone ever figure that it was i<3wolves ??? Arrrghh, I should never have changed it. When I first got the account I had the idea to set the password as "password". I'm no Steve Gates, but THAT'S pretty darn tricky. viii) You know what? I think that was pretty darn good! OK, I admit I didn't know what the "Bush Doctrine" was. I kept hearing it as "Bush doctor in," that's why I said "in what?", because it seemed like Charlie had just trailed off. Also did he mean a Bush doctor like for the President or a bush doctor like a voodoo guy? viiii) Ask any politician, a huge huge part of the job is pretending you know what somebody else is talking about until you can turn it around into something you feel more comfortable with (ie taxes, God, etc). This usually works really well, frankly I think Charlie was being kind of impolite/sexist and trying to make me look bad. (She knows how to tax you, and creationise you) x) Anyways, joke's on me, because Mr. Bush and Mr. McCain were just using different definitions of the same word. Apparently in English-teacher terms, that's called a "homophone", which I always thought was an accessory for people with good gaydar, but I guess we learn a few new things about words every day. Just 10 of countless examples of why this woman cannot be allowed to run for public office beyond that which she already serves.
	escrito por The Anti-Palin Alliance