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Shauna Marron <_da_bst_a_man_cn_gt_>

"Had To Happen"

	things to do in tesco	363 weeks ago
	01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys > when they aren't looking. > >02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute > intervals > >03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies > toilet. > >04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: > Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. > >05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit. > >06. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. > >07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you > are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the > bedding Department. > >08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: > "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" > >09. Look right into the security >camera, use it as a mirror and pick >your nose. > >10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he > knows where the anti-depressants are located. > >11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme > from Mission Impossible. > >12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse >through, >say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" > >13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and > assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices > again!!!" > >And last but not least: > >14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell > loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here
	posted by Shauna Marron

4 Comments:

	Becky Marron said...	7/13/06
	do u hve 2 copy everytin i do!!!!!!!!!
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	Shauna Marron said...	7/14/06
	u BIATCH i had it before u!!! so
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	x x x x X Nielou X x x x x said...	10/27/06
	ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha im definitly gonna do all dem!!!!
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	Jeni Hourigan said...	4/20/07
	Dat iz mental!!!!!!!!
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