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	The Blog	287 weeks ago

	..........so yeah that was a pretty mad sesh oh hello im gomez and hes tom together we are PETETOM after dj's sesh we decided to go for an epic cycle but was PETETOM alone oh no they were not they were joined by the main man the lady killer andrew barvas u may remember him from such sleazy stories like Sleazy Barvas Andrew The Sleaze etc together PETETOM and andrew 'sleazy' combined to be SLEAZYPETETOM so as SLEAZYPETETOM embarked on a cycle we left mark sobbing in the corner over the videos of which made him look like a drunk skunk who danced the funk like a punk and steven kettings hungover after consuming too much ink the night before SLEAZY has joined the blog as we got the bikes we found out we needed to air the tyres so we set sail on our 1st adventure to engies in which sum bald fag named bald fag faced reek-a-zoid stole the air pressure pump from us but turns out fear not we got the pump back and after great pumping from pete our tyres were solid and ready to hit the tarmac we travelled a great distance then we saw a round shaped obstacle in our path SLEAZYPETETOM called it there and then a round-about look out for these things sum ppl in stornoway dont know how to go round them in cars but we amazed ourselves on the bikes we went round 3 times yeah i know SLEAZYPETETOM is amazing we went in town town was boring we dont mention town cos it was boring SLEAZYPETETOM decided to embrace the deep jungle that is the castle grounds risking certain death if we met neds but we laffed in the face of danger and we too the castle grounds in which we dodged the brutality of stray dogshit and munters andrew would get with the munters so tom and i hoped there was no munters there was munters but andrew managed to keep it in his pants for a change we left the castle grounds soon after SLEAZYPETETOM searched for a big hill so we went down past morris' house we said hello morris but alas morris did not hear our calls infact he ignored us probz still pissed off after liam tried to shut him up by threatning him with a big jock knew song we reached a big hill and then gomez detoured down sum place what a rookie mistake that was as SLEAZYPETETOM came too no mans land yes we were in this 7 year old polish kids territory where the infamous robert razarazovic was waiting for us he threatened us so SLEAZYPETETOM cycled as fast as SLEAZYPETETOM could pedal we managed to escape robert razarazovic but with dented egos we thot we had seen the worst we could but no we had another obstacle a ned kitted out in all white trackies and sum stupid hat we tried not to make eye contact as we were sure the ned would cos crazier than kettings we managed to stay alive after that also and we knew then we had done it we had beaten the dark cloud all it was gonna be now was sun sun sunny weather we made it too sandwick in which we saw mad ass mushrooms that had blue spots on them and a mad psycho cat with 5 legs and also my old house yeah i used to live in a place where cats had 5 legs so what btw hibs goalie ma-kalambay rules we were on the sandwick footpath in which tom braved the sea the ice cold sea in which goldfish eat seaweed and teenagers toes i decided not to tell tom about the toe thing cos i thot it would make good blog material if his toe got eaten by a goldfish tom rode the bike in the sea it was like this movie i saw once where sum dude was in the sea on a horse tom evidently got stuck in the sand water and got his jeans wet this made me and andrew laugh we then joined tom at the sandy area of le beach and threw stones in the water tom won in that cos he threw amazingly we decided to go home but not until we went past the battttttaaraaaaaay boiiiizzzz' hood so we did that it was rather shit so after that excitement what could we do we thot our cycle was coming to an end but my goodness that was far from the truth there we were cycling along then suddenly zinedine zidane comes up and head-butts gomez and said VIVE LES FRANCE that was a rather strange moment in the life of gomez we then went back in town in which andrew started singing "i wanna have ur babies to sum hottie" she gave him the 1 fingered salute andrew thot she was playing hard to get and that was that SLAP BANG the rest of the cycle didnt really have much to it there was fire breathing dragons and steven campbell chatting up 5 year old girls but thats what we usually see neway so its not worth writing a whole paragraph about how we saw that we returned to the clintons to find dj waving rubbergloves demanding us wash the dishes and steven dancing around like a fairy cos he was over his hangover we couldnt care we had to wash up so i wore the rubbergloves and washed the dishes its a womans job but sum1's gotta do it tom was drying the dishes also a womans job and andrew put then dishes away again a womens job andrew took a video of gomez' amazing washing skills but forgot to save the video that reminds me mark the future prime minster deleted the videos of him being whatever i wrote up the top of this amazing blog yeah umm goodbye from me goodbye from him and goodbye from the other guy this was a SLEAZYPETETOM blog brought to u by TOM GOMEZ ANDREW sum of the stuff in this blog was over exaggerated a bit.......

	posted by Peter Gomez

6 Comments:





	Scott Maclean said...	11/13/07

	thts the biggest blog ive evr seen on bebo btw! didnt even read it all, my eyes started hurting!

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	Sir Thomas Lawrence said...	11/13/07

	lmao i actually love this.. =D

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	Andrew Macleod said...	11/13/07

	LOL gomez i think u should write a book about this! and u missed the bit where toms chain came off(N)

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	Peter Gomez said...	11/13/07

	btw toms chains came off and he didnt know how to fix them what a spoon

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	Laauren Peck. said...	1/28/08

	Even..i know how 2 fix a bike chain Im so bored that i read all that.. Sad or what x.

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	Sir Thomas Lawrence said...	10/28/08

	rararararara

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