Bebo

Sebastian Hs <debizzle>

"I am a cat, I cannot use this..."

	Haikus that I just found.... of mine.	295 weeks ago
	Well, please don't read if you think I'm about to upset you, these werre created in a fit of boredom between College and my Bass lesson. Most of them are satire, I do Not sanction rape, I love my mother and do not really want to push old people over. I promise... The ruder/more disgusting/ downright-out-of-order ones were removed as well.... I am from Venus Please! Take me to your leader Hey! I?m serious! This one isn?t rude, Amazing isn?t it. Fuck! Messed it up again. Baz is very bored He?s looking for an outlet: He writes a haiku Should I spend my time, Being more charitable? Fuck no! This is Fun! How can I get paid For insulting dim people ?Cause that?s a good job I have come at last And I command my minions: CONQUER THAT PLANET! Hello John Hinchcliffe, And how might you be today? You?re not dead then? Too many old people, Who smell of boiled cabbage. I like to push them Greetings everyone, I am speaking in Haiku. Man, I have problems. My eMac loves me, And I think it?s pretty, It was made for love Summarise one fear And place it in a small bag: Save it for later Baz is getting bored He starts to write a Haiku And is now bored stiff I have an Idea Shoot all minority groups For a better world Enigmatic Elf, Don?t get him frisky, Or you may be raped An ode to Pluto You may not be a planet But I still love you. anyone have any others?
	posted by Sebastian Hs