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	DJ Resplendent in Da Place!	479 giorni fa
	DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! This is Trexx here, totally geeked up on my own excitement. Flip's towelling my jowls, my boots in the deep freeze, but I still can't calm down. You want to know why? Cos I've just met DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! DJ RESPLENDENT! Seriously though: D.J. RESPLENDENT! I met the actual, real, best, sweary-est, 1990s legend-est, most highly be-tracksuited-est, gone-totally-insane-est, King ov Da Rhyme himself; DJ Resplendent. I'm gonna say it one more time just in case you missed it or I didn't believe myself – I MET DJ RESPLENDENT ! *No. It's no good. I don't believe me. I can't have met THE DJ RESPLENDENT. I gotta be lying. **But I ain't lying. I met da Man – cos Ollie got him to agree to produce our next single. *Well if I ain't lying then where's this single? **Well that's a bit complicated and I don't want to talk about it to myself right now. Now, I know you all know everything there is to know about DJ Resplendent (I mentioned I met him, right?), but let me just refresh your memories about some of his many achievements: Released a record so offensive that EVERY SINGLE WORD had to be bleeped out Bought a major New York hotel just to house his collection of tracksuits Used the Eiffel Tower as a speaker stack Used Belgium as a sub woofer Wore a fur coat that was so huge and fluffy his crew got lost in it for two weeks Made the best and rarest piece of hip hop vinyl that the world has hardly never seen – the legendary “King of Da Rhyme” - then recalled every single copy on the day of its release and ate them with his bare teeth. There's no doubt about it – DJ Resplendent is SICK! And when I say sick I mean that he has serious mental health issues, caused by an improbable mental breakdown which led to him living on a roundabout on the A653. So what's the first thing I do when I go over to my manager's office to impress my ultimate, all time, dangerously unbalanced hero? Well the first thing I did was shout his name a lot and rush at him unexpectedly, waving my copy of King of Da Rhyme: the record which triggered his total mental collapse. That was bound to go down well. Then, I lost King of Da Rhyme due to confusion wiv a welly and had to spend most of the rest of the day trying to get it back off a well angry vicar in a charity shop. Again, textbook hero-impressing technique. Finally, and most importantly, we played him a brand new track featuring his own, ultra-rare, King of Da Rhyme. A record he hadn't heard since it drove him insane and caused him to eat every other copy with his bare teeth. This last part really impressed him. It impressed him so much that he ransacked Mr Brill's office, jacked my record, ate it, and then jumped out of the window shouting that he was Mick Hucknall. And people say you should never meet your heroes...
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