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How do you get 100 maoris into a mini?
Put a boil up in there!
How do you get them out?
Tell them they have to pay for it.

There's a Maori man, a Samoan man & a Tongan man sitting in the back seat of a car. Who's driving?
The police man!

Whats the biggest Marae in New Zealand?
Mt Eden Prison

'Why is it, that when ever you see a Moari on a bike you have to look twice?'
'cos it could be your bike!!!!

What's the fastest thing in the world?
A Maori with a KFC voucher.
What's the second fastest thing in the world?
The person who he stole it from

What do you call 1 Pakeha surrounded by 15 Maoris?
The rugby team with coach.

What do you call 15 Pakeha surrounded by 400 Maoris?
A Prison Warden

Ohhhhh, sad man sad. :))














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