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	A Hard Case Joke for those Hard case Maaori......	163 dagen geleden
	A Maaori goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night and finds himself a prostitute. He asks her, "How much do you charge for the hour?" $100," she replies. So he asks, "Okay do you do Maori style?" She says "No!" He then asks her, "I'll pay you $200 to do Maaori style?" She again says no, not knowing what Maori style is! So he then offers her $300. Again she declines his offer. So finally he says, "I'll give you $500 to go Maori style with me" Finally she agrees thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over 10 years now, I've been there and done that, had every kind of request from weirdo's from every corner of the world. How bad could Maaori style be?" So she goes ahead and has sex with the bro, doing it in every kind of way and in every possible position. Finally, after 8 intense hours of the best nookie she'd ever experienced, the Maori finishes. Exhausted, the hooker says, "That was wonderful. I've never enjoyed it so much. But I was expecting something perverted and crass. Where does the 'Maaori style' come in?" The Bro replies..............."I'll pay you tomorrow!"
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