Hannah Cruickshank <fat_boy_blonde>

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my lovely friends276 weeks ago
 
...david...
...refused to walk me to the dart station at 11pm cos he had "no shoes"...farted in the prefect room, the guy has no shame...after a long hard school day, i bought a rewardin snickers which david saw and of course wanted, so in the quiet, studious library POUNCED on me and ate it all......ALLL.....he attacks me pretty much every day now....its becomin a bad habit...... he makes fun of my ill health....he cant play flip the pancake, he doesnt shout it at the rite moment.....i gave him my last chewin gum in geog, and he spat it out at me in the perfect room.....he tried to push me off the huge platform tingy for the year pic, cos he didnt want me in the picture...he HIT ME!!! across the head!! then kicked me wen i fell wit the pain!!...he doesnt believe in printin on both sides of a page (hes against recycling)...

..bex..
"i really wish i cud wear the colour yellow", said whilst sittin in a brite yellow dressing gown!!! "shes got the strength of a kitten!", thought it was a gud idea to pass the time at the bus stop by singing loudly and thankfully we were only there for 50 mins!!!, open tis carton of cranberry juice.....so hannah proceeds 2 open the carton, & whilst doin so takes heed of not only the written directions, but ALSO the step by step pictures, on how 2 achieve a glass of cranberry juice...oh the simple pleasures of life!

..."hes so not deep, hang on wats the word? oh shallow!"~DeeDee, "id high 5 u but im wiping my ass!"~DeeDee...(whilst playin twister)~"u cant just push sum1 over!!"~kian & shane~"tis is a street sport!!"
 posted by Hannah Cruickshank 

1 Comment:

David Long said...4/19/08
 
This is taken grossly out of context. There's exaggerating the truth and then there's this, which is just lieing. You are a benny.

Its pretty funny though..
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