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Dink Taylor <dinkipoos>

	Some basic facts your life would not be complete without knowing.....	1046 giorni fa
	Name: Dink Birthday: Feb 16th Birthplace: The Wick Current Location: Still Here! Pissed off right now: YES! Eye Color: Dull crappy blue Hair Color: Was white...now naturally shitty dark...no one can explain what happened! Height: 5'9 Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: The Wick born and bred, although somehow we're related to William of Orange...fuck knows what's going on there! The Shoes You Wore Today: Black...things! Your Weakness: Chocolate Milk Your Fears: No chocolate milk Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and 9mm bullets Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become comedy legend...or a porn star! Please make my sit-com BBC, pretty, pretty please! Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Not really a phrase, probably the word 'Cock', I love that word! You're unlikely to meet a heterosexual man more obsessed with cock than me...and that's a guarantee! Thoughts First Waking Up: Bollocks!! Your Best Physical Feature: My Bill Baileyesque ginger beard, tickly but soft to the touch! Besides that I'm pug ugly!! Ho-Hum, can't have everything?! Your Bedtime: When my body says, 'Ok Dink, time to pass out!' Fucking Insomnia!! Your Most Missed Memory: Forgotten! Pepsi or Coke: Coke....but only avec Jack D! MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, but the Wick's Hotbite kebabs go down a tasty treat. Single or Group Dates: Not the kind of thing I need to concern myself with...ever! Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice Tea.....with Jack D!! Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocie yum yum! Do you Smoke: Never Do you Swear: Fuck, Yeah! Do you Sing: Karaoke, baby - Suspicious Minds, Brown Eyed Girl, American pie - the full 9 minutes...Thursday nights, Oscars -- be there, unless you've got some feeble excuse like you're working or have a splintered pancreas! Do you Shower Daily: Urrrmmm, nah! I just stick my head out the window for 20 minutes, does the job! Have you Been in Love: That's a very VERY complicated question! I love chops and sauce!! Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, officially have the T-Shirt with my name on to prove it. Do you want to get Married: Never, nein, no sirree! There is one exception....... Do you belive in yourself: I've met me, so I believe I exist, beyond that.....? Do you get Motion Sickness: Yup! Do you think you are Attractive: I think I look like someone who recently escaped from planet of the apes! Are you a Health Freak: Nope! But I was called anorexic twice in the space of 24 hours! Do you get along with your Parents: Whenever we are not communicating! Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, when followed by mass religious hysteria! Do you play an Instrument: Harmonica...badly. I play the right notes, just not in the right order! In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, yes, yes! In the past month have you Smoked: No way! Uh-uh! In the past month have you been on Drugs: Negative! In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, I'm a sad hairy twat! In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You're in the UK matey, so that's 'Shopping Centre', but the answer's Yes! In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No! I did in USA! Not a whole box, though, I'm no fatty Boombatty! In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sue Who? In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah! Pole dancing! I'm a rubbish actor but want to perform my sitcom at Edinburgh Fringe...maybe one day! In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope! That's the benefit of being single! In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not in the last month! In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Metaphysically, maybe! Ever been Drunk: Lots and lots and lots..... Ever been called a Tease: Once, she also called me 'a player', frankly I was really quite chuffed! Ever been Beaten up: Does a stiletto heel to the spine and a headwound from the pavement count? Yes, it was a girl, but she was a big bitch! Ever Shoplifted: Sweeties when I was 8! How do you want to Die: Mysteriously disappearing, and one day be the focus of a 1hr documantary on BBC4 What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Immature What country would you most like to Visit: Japan In a Boy/Girl.. Favourite Eye Color: Green...but anything really...unless they're red coz then she might be the devil, but I think I've already met her....if you're reading this you know who you are!!! Favourite Hair Color: Red...but again, anything Short or Long Hair: Long - wear you hair down ladies, it's better like that! Height: Short arse Weight: She should have some! Best Clothing Style: Well, my favourite colour is turqoise, so if she's in anything of that shade it's cool with me!! Number of Drugs I have taken: None...ever, well, paracetemol, but that doesn't count! Number of CDs I own: It's more than 4 and less that 1000! Number of Piercings: 0.0 Number of Tattoos: Ditto, but I have got scars that I colour in sometimes! Number of things in my Past I Regret: My life is full of things I SHOULD regret, but I don't!.........okay, now there's one!
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	Chelsea Humphries ha detto...	758 giorni fa
	you are a trat why did u addy me
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