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Chris Dong <1dong>

	I found this somewhere . . . . . . . .	901 días hace
	How many students does it take to change a light bulb? Hamilton Girls High: The girls are to slutty and perfect to change a light bulb! Sacred Heart: One to change it, two to make sure her hair ribbons are still in place and another two to make sure her bag looks cool at all times! Dio: It is unsafe for pregnant girls to attempt such a dangerous task! St Pauls: One to put a formal complaint about the imposition, one to change the bulb and one to make the observation that it isn’t half as bright as the light shining from their arses! St Peters: He/she holds the bulb and the world revolves around him/her! Cambridge High: One to change the light and one to jump around because it’s the most exciting thing they’ve ever done! T.A. College: One to change the bulb and thirty to paint interpretive murals about it all over the town! Otorohanga College: One to change the bulb and one to figure out how to get high off the old one! Taumarunui High: Four to break into the shop, one to steal the globe and one to install it! Pio Pio College: One to install the light bulb while the other three out the back milking cows! Raglan Area: The only person who isn’t suspended, wagging, playing sport or living in a tree! Te Kuiti High: Everything not welded down had been flogged long ago!
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