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you are not the car you drive!368 weeks ago
 
1. Buy some pepporoni pepporoni.
2. Find a really nice car or just the car of someone you hate
3.Prepare to do some micheif in the middle of the night.
4.Put the slices of cold pepporoni on the painted portion of the car in the shape of your choice, (be creative.)
5.By the time the morning comes the owner will pull off the pepporoni slices.
6.The paint will peel off of the car in the shape you put the pepporoni in.
This is a wonderful way to destroy the interior of a car. Although it is a little hard to pull off. Freeze a can of shaving cream. Cut it open and inside will be a little white stick. It is the compressed shaving cream. You don't have long, so you have to hurry. Take it to a car and put it in. Thats the tricky part. if you put it under the seat, no one will see it. Come back a few hours later, and the shaving cream will have filled the whole car. Works wonders on leather. If the car is sealed, it will blow out the windows as well. Bonus.
For those of you who don't know, when you freeze a can of shaving foam, saw off one end, take out the white stick (compressed foam) and quickly throw it somewhere, it can cause a huge amount of foam to expand in the area you have thrown it in.
Has anyone got some good ideas of how to develope this? I mean we know you can fill up a car with it but how many of us have access to the cars we want to do damage to (porches: rich men with small dicks). So anyone got any ideas??? If you think this thread is @#%$ and a waste of time, please feel free to insult it and myself, although if you ignore it, it will go away

put 2 litres of washing up liquid in the cistern of every toilet with the first flush of each you will get a bathroom full of foam its harmless but really annoying if placed all around school

Go to an airport and find someone say; sitting down reading a news paper.. then sit next to them and stare at them, dont actually intimidate them just wait for them to notice you of their own accord, when they finally look up at you calmy and expressionlessly say: "Don't get on the next plane.." and walk off calmy! xDpmh
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