Paul Holmes <pAndrewh>

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So..1005 days ago
 
A man, a woman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a horse, a dog, a bear, Shakespeare, a giraffe, a skeleton, a polar bear and a penguin all waln into a bar. The barman says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Other Comedic Genius:

"What's your name, Tintin? Tt', nice sweater you got there Tintin. Get it from BHS?"

"Woah woah woah - ere, you daft, cheeky, queer-looking cunt."

"Are you a crime...inal.. a..a criminal?"

Yassss!
 posted by Paul Holmes 

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