Bebo

Lindsay W <linzalk3>

	Aww	1259 dagen geleden
	Just found this and thought it was sort of sweet -------------------Girls----------------------- --------------are like apples---------------- ---------on trees. The best ones----------- --------are at the top of the tree.---------- ------The boys dont want to reach-------- ----for the good ones because they------- --are afraid of falling and getting hurt.---- -Instead, they just get the rotten apples-- ---from the ground that aren't as good, -- -but easy. So the apples at the top think- -something is wrong with them, when in-- ----reality, they're amazing. They just---- -----have to wait for the right boy to------ -------come along, the one who's--------- -------------brave enough to--------------- ------------------climb all------------------- ------------------ the way------------------- ------------------to the top------------------ -----------------of the tree.----------------- xx
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	جون بريستلي zei…	1250 dagen geleden
	I like that analogy. And remember it only takes one rotten apple to put you off the taste forever. And there are those of us who have waited so long for our first taste of an apple and so it has become an impossible feat in our minds. And finally some of us are so pathetic that we have to be satisfied with inflatable plastic apples instead of the real life taste sensations. This fruit eating lark is a difficult buisness.
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	جون بريستلي zei…	1199 dagen geleden
	...AND THEN AFTER ALL THAT MALARKY: You actually see the perfect apple, take the risk of climbing for it, getting nettlified and scratched on the way and also bitten by racoons (these are METEPHORICAL setbacks ), but when you finally reach it you find someone else has already claimed it. He laffs in your face, pushes you off the tree and you fall, fall, fall and all you can see at night in your dreams is his stupid sneering fat American face (though tbh i havnt got a clue what he looks like. I bet hes got a straight chin. Modern societys conception of handsomeness is heavily prejudiced against us who have uneven jawlines. ) After such a bad experience you kind of realise that actually apples perhaps arent worth it... Perhaps I should follow Callums example and go after bananas. Dammit
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	Lindsay W zei…	1199 dagen geleden
	Teehee!!!! noooo bananas are overrated, and sometimes theyre mushy inside. Aww you shouldnt give up with the apples. Perhaps this one just wouldnt have been right for you. Perhaps it was too red, or too green, for your tastes...? As for the guy who got to this particular apple first, maybe the reason he got there first is cos he's a monkey Maybe society could do with some more less than straight chins... you could start a revolution... hmmm...
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	Calvin Oldham zei…	1189 dagen geleden
	unless that boy is priestly in which case all the apples wud fall off the tree and run away lol bt no id climb the tree
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	Calvin Oldham zei…	1189 dagen geleden
	oh n priestly it happens to us all all u hav to do is hang on to that one branch (metaphor for hope ) and try to fight ur way up the tree it may take a few days or maybe months or two yrs in my case but ull get to the top to fight for that apple the way i hav n push the other boy away e.g u no hu n that american guy of urs fight for the love of ur life dnt giv up!!!
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	جون بريستلي zei…	1188 dagen geleden
	Cheers for the messages of hope guys. Damn stoopid Americans. calvin I think i will need to fight for more than two years... the branch (or hope - nice metaphor btw) im holding onto is raher weak an fragile
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	Jonty Fairless zei…	1188 dagen geleden
	Yeah, Dam stoopid americans.
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	جون بريستلي zei…	1185 dagen geleden
	oh, look who joined the debate. Its Jonty "I can get apples easily, anytime I want" Fairless. Oaw! At least you agree on the key point - which is not Priestley is rubbish with all women, but is in fact Priestley would be great with women if Americans didnt exist and get there first. That is the point of this debat! fact Damn stoopid Americans! Especially the ones with Green, vampire-rat containing beards. Theyre especially stoopid.
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	جون بريستلي zei…	1185 dagen geleden
	though actually the original point was some clever metaphor about women being apples... but now it centres around me its much more interestinger!
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	Lindsay W zei…	1185 dagen geleden
	Yeah I'm sure the person who wrote the metaphor had you in mind priestley...
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