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Natalie <xXXHey_Thats_HerXXx>

"...It's Okay! I'm Eighteen!!!...."

	Quotes...	710 giorni fa
	(Talking about my ball dress) Me: I want fishnets. Mum: (Getting Excited) Yeah! Ones with little holes in them to match the tulle in your dress!!! Me: No Mum, I want hooker fishnets. (Mum is silent) (Reading a magazine) Me:Hey, theres an article on making a long distance relationship work in here Mum: Mhmm? Me: Guess who 'wrote' it? Mum: ...? Me: KY Lubricant. Theres a long paragraph about satisfying your lover at the end Mum: vhbirvrb! That's ludicrous! Me: No, its lubicrous. (Reading a magazine) Me: You know how everyone says 'God Save The Queen? Mum: Yeah.... Me: What does she need saving from? Mum: Nyehhh (Randomly talking in the school carpark) Lysh: If Jellybeans were people I'd do them all night long! Me: What if they were chicks? Lysh: Then I'd only do them once. But If it were a guy I'd do them all night long (Me interupting Jennifer talking about her book) Me: Do vampires get AIDS? (Mum holding up a coffee cup) Mum: We're drinking coffee out of Australia tonight (Mum driving along and seeing an old man on the side of the road) Mum:I'm sure he only had one leg... Me:Maybe he got a fake one Mum:He goes to the arts club. He only used to have one leg. Me: 0.o (Talking about Jess and her piercings/tattoo) Mum: she can get her ears stretched like those african women.. she can get her boobs stretched the same way....if she REALLY wants to be different (During MSN Convo) Me: YAY im an alternative to sharp objects! I finally have a use! (Alysha Eating Mini-Gingernut at beach) Sarah: You know that was on Freyas boob? Alysha: *spits out biscuit* Me: Haha you ate boob cookie Me: It shall now be known as 'teh sleepoverness' (In Art) Alysha: I can't believe he says 'my cock was in your mouth" ! (Jen giggles) Alysha: Isn't that right Jen? Because my cock was in your mouth (Jen cracks up laughing) Alysha:I don't actually have a penis....would you like me better if I did have one? (Lysh looks at me writing out what she's saying) Alysha: Stop modifying my cock quotes! (In Alysha's Car) Sarah: How's your wrist? Me: Still Sore. "Huge Slut" fucked my wrist.....Oh wait.. (Whole car pisses themselves laughing) (At Lysh's 18th) Lysh: Oh My God my skull is buzzing!!! (Outside Emmas House) Emma: When I grow up, I wanna be a whore! (Sara playing with my seal) Sara: MOOOOO!! Me: SEALS DON"T GO MOO SARA!!! (watching press conference with the Green party) Me:If a transvestite applied for the new leader position, would they be allowed to be both leaders? Mum: It would certainly solve a lot of problems (Kitchen) Me: Do people who suffer from Alzeimers/Dementia come back as ghosts with Dementia? (Mum texting me) Mum: Raccoons have taken over the TV!!! (Me poking Scott's tummy) Me: HAHA your pregnant! Scott: See! I told you I could park in the expectant mothers space! (Scott pulling into expectant mothers space) Scott: RIght, Nat, your pregnant. (Mum watching The Pussy Cat Dolls video) Mum: Does India have prostitutes? (Sara hugging Jess in Breakers) Sara: WE"RE A LESBIAN COUPLE!! (families give us funny look) Jess: Ssshh sara.
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