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do this its a laugh lol 271 weeks ago
 
Maake A Funny Sentence
Take the first letter in your first name:

A: I licked
B: I bit
C: I sucked
D: I bummed
E: I rubbed
F: I smelt
G: I snogged
H: I spat on
I: I stopped
J: I Photographed
K: I turned on
L: I shoved
M: I tickled
N: I munched on
O: I tasted
P: I set light to
Q: I twisted
R: I kissed
S: I puked on
T: I looked at
U: I walked on
V: I kicked
W: I played with
X: I sucked
Y: I hit
Z: I glared at

Take the day you were born on:

1: The queen
2: A horse
3: A dildo
4: A butt plug
5: A teacher
6: A car exhaust
7: Michael Jackson
8: A male striper
9: A toe nail
10: An ugly fat kid
11: Tony Blair
12: A cheeseburger
13: The t.v
14: My socks
15: An adult toy
16: A plaster
17: A paint brush
18: A used tampon
19: A wig
20: A Flute
21: An old man
22: A fish
23: A mammal
24: A carrot
25: A pubic hair
26: A bogey
27: A pencil sharper
28: A school tie
29: Some used loo-roll
30: Some Y- fronts with skids
31: A fit model

Now take the first letter of your last name

A: For money
B: For fun
C: Because I?m loved
D: And hated it
E: To pass time
F: For a bet
G: Because I wanted to
H: Because it was dry
I: For a free pencil
J: To get on a train
K: Because my mum said it would turn her on
L: And loved it
M: For a pet monkey
N: Because I was horny
O: For a free cuddly toy
P: Because it's one of my fantasy's
Q: So I could get a boob job
R: For a fiver
S: To win a camel
T: All for pleasure
U: For a laugh
V: Because my pet hamster was dying
W: For �100
X: To help me sleep
Y: Because I thought my hair looked cool
Z: So people will talk about me
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3 Comments:

Melissa M said...4/27/08
 
i tickeld a wig 4 a pet monkey
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I Dont Have A Name said...6/30/08
 
I RUBBED A MAIL STRIPPER 4 A FREE CUDDELY TOY LOL
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Amy Colhoun Xo said...1/10/09
 
i likd a mamal cuz im loved :P :L
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