Laurence Bland <I__AM__READY>

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Please.....help bring back fixtures man!1168 Tage her
 
To: Mr Tim Lovejoy, Soccer AM production team and writers, Sky Sports.

On Saturday May 22nd, Fixtures Man made his final appearance on the Sky Sports football entertainment programme 'Soccer Am' before being axed.

A previous viewer poll requested that Fixtures Man was to be saved.

The loss of Fixtures Man is sure to have the following effects on his thousands of adoring fans:

1. Hundreds, if not thousands of men (not women lol) will lose the enthusiasm to take up DIY tasks without the regular Saturday morning appearance of the DIY King.

2. Divorce rates will increase as women ditch their men for not putting up some shelving.

3. Children will seek alternative television programming in order to receive 'shout-outs' and 'waves' on national television.

4. The absence of Fixtures Man will cause great depression amongst the fans and cause them to wake up late on Saturday mornings, thus causing a huge drop in the Soccer AM viewing figures.

We would like to see the return of Fixtures Man to our screens as soon as possible for the good of the nation!


All my fellow beboers.....please sign the petition on the address below so help bring back fixtures man....he is greatly missed :(


http://www.petitiononline.com/fixtur...
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1165 Tage her
 
0 comments - now 1!
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1 comment - now 2!!
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2 Comments- Now 3!!!
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3 comments - then 4!!
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Laurence Bland hat gesagt...1163 Tage her
 
enough of the spam.......have you both signed the petition yet?
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1162 Tage her
 
5 comments - then 6!! lol
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1162 Tage her
 
6 comments- NOW 7!!!!!!! -wow, this is fun.
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1162 Tage her
 
7 comments - now 8!! lol
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1160 Tage her
 
8 comments.............................NooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOW 9!!!!!!!!
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1159 Tage her
 
9 comments......then there were 10
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1145 Tage her
 
10 comments, elvolves to eleven! - i even used microsoft words theasurus for that one.
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1145 Tage her
 
sheeba! i was suppoesed to say ho wit evoled to 11, meh.


now its 12.
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1145 Tage her
 
There was 12.......then 13



Yay i got lucky 13 and i wrote this on a friday!!




I think i mite as well put my cock in a toaster
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1138 Tage her
 
i'd like to see that!


oh




and


13.... NOW 14!!!!!!!



PENIS! (in a toaster)
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George L. hat gesagt...1137 Tage her
 
14??? - make that 15
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1135 Tage her
 
15! peh, thats a weenus numbeer.

now its 16!
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1134 Tage her
 
16...........the number of the Jew's - Beee gone!!



Now 17 - Booooyakashaa!!
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Luke Hollis Tap OuT hat gesagt...1132 Tage her
 
fixture man is a ledge m8 gr8ly missed lol
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Prince Harry hat gesagt...1132 Tage her
 
Wota a gimp - fuked up the chain we had goin





Um was 18 now 19.............I think
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Sam B-f! hat gesagt...1132 Tage her
 
yeah. gimps be gone!


now then. by my calculations, its currently 19. but when i post this! it'll be 20!


SO 20! now its in double double figures.

if you catch my drift...
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