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Mil-Dawg <Justified_Narcissist>

"Wholly fucking christ... Wellington has an Electric Avenue!!!"

	You know you're a student when...	221 dagen geleden
	You know your a student when..... High school started at 8.30 but now anything before noon is "early" Theres more beer than food in the fridge. You can do a thousand things with mince, and have worked out the perfect way to cook 2 minute noodles. You get more sleep in class than in bed. The weekend lasts from thursday to monday. You have numbers in your phone under names like Sketchy Sam and Alcohol Guy. You know the exact closing times of all the fast food places in town. You buy $6 bottles of wine. You only do laundry once youve run out of clean underwear. You go to the supermarket more than three times a week. You've charged 50 cents to your eftpos card. Finding strangers asleep on your couch is nothing out of the ordinary. You try to study but procrastinate by eating, cleaning, or rearranging your room again. Atleast 20% of your furniture is made from crates. Finding a dollar on the ground is the highlight of your day. Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself a packet of noodles. Someone leaves a cup/plate in your flat and you hide it before they ask for it back. You stock up on condiments like sugar and tomato sauce sachets. If youre in auckland, and you dont have a car, then you probably have holes in your shoes. You try to steal rolls of other peoples toilet paper. Getting mail is like christmas. You talk about drinking games like theyre sports. You have 3 couches and none of them match. You ask people what YOU did last night. You've travelled home with bags full of dirty clothes. The only purpose your table has now is to play beer pong. You actually know how to play beer pong. Sometimes you wear earplugs to bed. Bicycles dont seem so lame anymore. You skip one class to write a paper for another. You attend meetings and join clubs for the free food. You frequently ask things like, "Can i pay $1.30 in cash and 70 cents on eftpos?" It takes preparation.. and 3 people.. to take out the rubbish. You can come up with many ways to turn any game into a drinking game. Printers break down when you desperately need them. You have a secret stash of toilet paper in your wardrobe. You consider mcdonalds "Real Food" Youve paid for things over $5 with a huge pile of 20 and 50 cent coins. You see people taking naps in the library or in carringtons and no longer think its strange. Theres always a "question kid" in all your classes and you wish someone would tell them to shut the hell up. Youve eaten cereal out of a cup... With a fork. You read to the end of this and then think of ways to procrastinate next.
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4 Commentaren:

	Titch zei…	221 dagen geleden
	SO TRUE!
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	Chubb zei…	221 dagen geleden
	snap that is actually scary!
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	Hokianga Street Wars zei…	221 dagen geleden
	hahaha
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	Joanna Loftus zei…	219 dagen geleden
	there is nothing wrong with sleeping in the library.............
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