Bebo

Hungry.Hungry.Hypocrite <mutilated_by_god>

"--resident Filth Wizard--"

	God is a hacker	599 jours il y a
	What is your name?: God Who was your last bf/gf?: your mum Do you still love them?: god loves everyone Have you ever dated somebody more than once?: yeah, and i'd do it again!! Have you ever considered suicide?: suicide is a sin against god, myself. so, because im so hardcore, yes If so why?: because i want you to think im cool! THINK IM COOL EMO CHILDREN!! LOVE MEEEEEE!!!! Have you ever thought you might be homosexual?: god, homosexual? DAAAH! What is your daily routine?: get up. have sex with satan. poke some people with my magic finger of death, cause a flood or a draught or whatever - i pull them outta a hat. wank, eat a taco. go to bed Have you ever lived in more than 5 different places?: i live everywhere. your ass inculded Do you tend to take alot of pictures of yourself?: nuppers. more mysterious that way Do you care alot about what people think of you?: if i did, i wouldnt make life so shitty for you all!!! *poke of death* Do you have in secrets that could ruin your life and possibly a friendship?: yes. im really a moose Do you care about the starving children in Africa?: aaahhaha i CREATED the starving children in africa. Who is your BEST friend?: my teddy bear bobo Do they know their your best friend?: yesem Do you consider them as more than just a friend?: well, we got kninky once... If yes do they know this?: no. hes a teddy bear dip shit Have you ever been in a band?: god is in the one, and only, the best band ever -"little river band" If so what was the name of it?: GOD DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF!!! Why did you end it?: i death poked the other members What have you always wanted to be when you grew up?: a real boy Did you get that wish?: *cries* If not what are you doing instead?: well, for a school project a few million years ago i got bored so i made this project called 'earth'. i knew i had it for a few months, but i was slacked and only did it in the last seven days so it kinda sucked Have you ever blamed your parents for ruining your life?: yes.. COME MY EMO BROTHERERIN! JOIN ME IN MY GARAGE AND WE CAN SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND PAINT OUR NAILS! Are you a virgin?: ahahhaa heeeeell no If not when did you loose your virginity?: 1087347363 bc With who?: adam. sexy man beast Are you still together?: nope, death poked him Do you like your life at all?: *cries* What was the happiest moment of your life so far?: before satan dumped me Do you want to get married?: ahahaha, marriage is for idiots. stupid christians How many children do you want to have if any?: i already have 6 billion.. that i havetn death poked Have you ever wished you were a twin?: i have an evil twin, her name is cj Are you an only child?: GOD DOES NOT REPEAT HIMSELF!!! except for right now, as i have already said that... IT'S RELEVANT DAMMIT! What are your parent's names?: mum and dad? dah Have you ever wished one of your parents would just die?: i death poked them If so which one?: both der brain Do they know this?: ahahahaha yeah, i think they got the message Are your parents divorced?: daddy left because he doesnt love meeeeeee Do you wish they were still together?: dude.. i killed them!! you must have parent issues to ask this many questions about them. sucks to be you Who is your favorite family memeber?: family? *cries* Right now are you PRETENDING to be anybody's friend?: yes, yours. fuck off Who is your idol?: ricky martin Are they still alive?: for now *shifty eyes* If you had to choose between living or dying which would you choose?: *cries*
	posté par Hungry.Hungry.Hypocrite