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Story time #2613 dni temu
 
there once was a cute little bunny rabbit named Owain.
and all the other cute little forest animals were ever so jealous of cute little Owain becasue he was the cutest critter they had ever seen.
One day, the critter sent this note to Owains cute little rabbit hidey hole

" Dear Owain,
we are sorry for not being very nice to you
we are just jealous because you are oh so very adorable.
but we have decided to be your friend now.
sorry for being mean.
come to the cute little otter families dam for a party tonight!
signed- cute little forest animals"

when Owain the cute little bunny read this note he was ever so happy that he groomed his cute fluffy fur for a whole hour before hopping off to mr and mrs otter's dam.
when owain got there, mr field mouse let him inside the damn with a big friendly smile.
'what a nice night i will have' thought owain the cute little bunny
but just then all the other animals pulled out chainsaws and bowie knives and dived at owian the cute-come-terrified little bunny rabbit.
they chopped and the stabbed, soft bunny fur and cute bunny limbs went flying and the walls of the damn were splattered with gallons of bunny blood. the field mouse gauged out owains cute little eyes and popped them in his mouth, the eye jelly running down his chin. mr and mrs otter took extra care in skinning Owains cute little bunny tail of all its soft bunny fur. all of a sudden all of the other animals started rithing in and drinking all the bunny excrement that had been teared out of Owain, the cute little mutilated bunny.
the next morning they had coffee and crumpets whilst watching Oprah, feeling cuter then ever.

the end
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Owain mówi…613 dni temu
 
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Shackled Rose mówi…610 dni temu
 
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disturbing doesnt quite cover it. then again, neither does awesome ..

.. Kiff! We have a conundrum! :P
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Hungry.Hungry.Hypocrite mówi…610 dni temu
 
lololol!! we must solve this!!!

or, we can catch a bus and have coffee in newtown and SAY we figured it out???

*raises eyebrows*

and then go shopping for kinky bdsm wear :p
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Shackled Rose mówi…609 dni temu
 
indeed we must! i like your solution! lets do it ... NOW!!!!!!!!!

i is liking the kinky shopping. i need to do more of it, and i cant think of anyone id rather do it with! :D
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Hungry.Hungry.Hypocrite mówi…608 dni temu
 
naaaaawwww really?!
that's so sweet!!!!
DITTO!!!
i misses you :(
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