Kerry <KerryCooke>

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I totally, like....326 giorni fa
 
Hate hearing people speak like that....

I was standing in the queue in Marks and Spencer today, thinking 'god I just wanna exchange these stupidly small wellie boots that someone bought my daugher for Christmas in regality of the Baby Cheeses' birthday, and get gone!' and there are these two, very pretty, very well spoken, obviously privileged girls (you get a few in Oxford!!!) and they are having a conversation a little like this (not exact, but you'll get the jist).

'Oh my god, I was totally like he's so cute'
'Oh my god, I totally know, I was like WOW! how cute can you be?'
'Then Gorgia said, oh like I really like him, he's like the hottest guy here'
'And I was like I KNOW!'
'He was like, so what's your name, and I was like, guess and he was like, perfect and I like sooooo giggled'
'OH MY GOD, he was soooo cute'
'I KNOW'

Thankfully I was called forward to be dealt with by a very competent woman who wished me a happy New Year and didn't even question the fact that I didn't have a receipt....

They're English grammar school girls, not American teen movies stars, I mean they were too young for that! The best thing about it, they probably had a private education or went to one of our excellent secondary schools in the 'good' areas (one of which I'm not ashamed to say I live in and Heidi will be attending one of the good schools!. But I worked for that, I came from a nasty council estate and pride myself on the fact that I didn't go 'oh no, woah is me, let me stick a needle in my arm, I got my education and some bruises to boot for being a 'boff' and got out!), so why. WHY, do they make themselves sounds so dumb!

I'm always telling a friend of mine off of going 'and she was like, and I was like, and she was like, and I totally just said.'

I don't understand why people think it's cool to talk like that, it pisses me off as much as getting this text from my little sister.

'wat u up 2?'

There is a full keyboard! USE IT!
We have one of the most beautiful languages in the world, with a wide range of words to describe most things.....USE IT!

Sorry, the anger broke out again, he's back in his cage, I actually consider somtimes that my anger is my Muse, they look pretty similar!

Kez x

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