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Donald MacPherson <dmac220>

	John Smeaton	869 days ago
	1. Once a cobra bit John Smeaton's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 2. John Smeaton uses his abs to smooth diamonds 3. John Smeaton does not dodge bullets. Bullets dodge John Smeaton 4. Everynight before the bogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for John Smeaton. 5. John Smeaton doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants 6. It was once believed that John actually lost a fight to a terrorist, but that is a lie, created by John himself to lure more terrorists to him 7. Smeaton went tae the same school as Charles Bronson and stole his dinner money everyday. 8. John Smeaton isn't afraid of the dark…the dark is afraid of John Smeaton. 9. John Smeaton once killed a lion with his bare hands. 10. Anthropologists are studying John Smeaton to try to find the origins of the lack of "flight" in his "fight or flight" response 11. Alex Salmond has abandoned any future plans for wind farms in Scotland.He is just going to use Johnny's arms to power the whole of Scotland and sell the surplus energy to the East Coast of America. 12. John once challenged Chuck Norris to a square go. Mr Norris kindly refused the advance. 13. John Smeaton can strangle you with a cordless phone. 14. John Smeaton won a game of connect 4 in 2 moves. 15. John Smeaton can delete the recycle bin 16. If you wake up tomorrow, it'll be because John Smeaton allowed you to 17. John Smeaton doesnt sleep, he waits. 18. When John Smeaton does push ups, he's actually pushing the ground down. 19. The Argies surrendered Port Stanley when the heard that John Smeaton had been born. 20. John Smeaton drowned a fish. 21. Death once had a near-John Smeaton experience. 22. John Smeaton died 5 years ago, Death never had the balls to tell him 23. John Smeaton once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
	posted by Donald MacPherson

1 Comment:

	Eilidh Cameron said...	867 days ago
	I love the smeaton...
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