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Julie <JulieMarieMcCracken>

"My goal in life is to be as wonderful as my dogs think I am"

	Do you know?	623 días hace
	For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnet, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep. N. Schitt, inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After bring married 15years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile Deep Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other 6children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were insperable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptuals. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodical son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them!
	escrito por Julie