Dallymoo <dalehume2004>
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 | mmmmhh | 218 weeks ago | |
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 Things that make me go hmmmmm...If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If buttered toast always lands buttered side down, and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it? If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why is the alphabet in that order? When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go? What's the youngest you can die of old age? If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants? How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is flat? Why do people go to Burger King and Order a Double Whopper with a Large French Fry and insist on getting a Diet Coke? If you tried to fail and succeeded, what have you done? Do fish get thirsty? If u took all the sponges out of the ocean, what would happen to the sea level? Why is it that when someone tells you that there?s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there?s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck? Who shuts the door when the bus driver gets off? How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance? What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? What do chickens think we taste like? What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep? Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? | |||
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