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"A sitcom about dicks.... private dicks."

	A Message From Janine Drew	59 giorni fa
	Fuck LOL alright, just fuck it. All my LOLin' is done likes. I'm LOL'lled out. RIP LOL. LOL has maxed the fuckin' card out. The fuckin' sun has set on LOLin' ya know what I mean, likes? LOL is up there in the sky with Jade Goody and Michael Jackson and that lad Jacinta's oul one likes, yer man who puts babies in corners or whatever the fuck it is, the dancin' lad. Anyways, what I'm tryin to say is that those fuckin' Pinkertons have marched into town and muscled in on my turf. And i ain't LOLing. My fuckin' turf likes! I was all prepared to let the Pinkertons come in, healthy competition and that shit like but them fuckers went and tried to steamroll us and ripped up me flyers and shoved em down Shane and Nicky's mouths. Them two are retarded but they're harmless like, like little alasatian pups. If Pinkerton benders don't think there's room in this town for 3 dick shops, then fuck them. I'll make sure there's only gonna be two left. Well one, cos V.P.I. are technically shut down likes, dopes. As business goes 'Last in the door, first out the door' At least that's what the manager said to Denise Ryan when he fired her from McDonalds but I dunno about that, I heard she was fired for givin wanks to the Latvian lad who did the Big Macs. One of the other grease monkeys squealed on her cos the Big Macs weren't coming on time. Not like the Latvian lad. Special sauce me hole. Slut. Fucked if I'm eatin that shit anymore. Supermacs all the way. 100% Irish bbz and don't you forget it likes. So yeah, fuck them Pinkertons. Swanky pink bastards think they're gonna fuck with my agency? There's only one pink agency in this town! Apart from the local gay recruitment agency but no offence to them gays but them gays can go fuck themselves if they think they've got a monopoly on pink likes. The Janine Drew Agency has been offering a top class service for months now. Who found the stolen Debs money? We did. Who told Mrs. Curtin that her husband was ridin' Mrs. Feely behind her back? We did. And who has reduced Saturday morning glue sniffing by 74%? We fuckin' did. Fuck them Pinkertons benders. They'll be soz for what they've done. Yeah, that's right, the time for LOL is gone. All that's left is SOZ. They want a war? They got one. And soz ain't gonna cut it. laters bbz Janine (ragin' likes) P.S. I'm not fuckin' ROFLin' either. Vultures Episode 7 'The Long Goodbye' goes online this Sunday October 4th.
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