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lecturer quotes268 giorni fa
 
came across this while tidyin some stuff the other day. all things that lecturers/tutors can be quoted saying during 1 of my years at queens (2nd year)... Enjoy..

'what were you thinking of son'

'well ok...'

'we could call a dog a nog, a log, a fog, a sog'

'anybody else?'

'most commentators wouldn't agree with you'

'that was a joke by the way, I guess it didn't really work that well'

'women are normally the weaker sex'

'i just burped, I'm very sorry'

'this guy Barthes, he's a French guy, was run down by a bus, 20 years ago, in Paris, he's dead now'

'what the hell's going on here, a toaster for a fiver'

'apparently it feels like love'

'do you want some cocaine? like this Freud doll'

'as funny as a kick in the eye, with a pointy shoe'

'wonderful name, APOLLO'

'ever heard of the big bang? you're probably too young for that'

'the Walt Disney of contemporary metaphysics'

'I've got 150 guns. I carry 10 or 11 around with me in the trunk of my car'

'Disneyland is presented as imaginary in order to make us believe that the rest is real'

'hyperreal'

'aids and the rainforest and what have you'

'it might not even exist'

'pursued by a doppelganger that may, or may not be, his conscience'

'who goes around admiring fridges?'
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