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Uncertain <Uncertain_Ultradian>

"He died penniless and alone, an embittered man."

	Entertaining/Funny Things said on MSN etc. (Idea stolen from Clyn!)	609 Tage her
	(2:08:27 AM) Nil: the shielding bit on the door of my microwave has massive holes in it (2:08:32 AM) Uncertain: O_Oo (2:10:06 AM) Nil: yes (2:10:24 AM) Nil: appropriately, your shocked emoticon appears to have THREE EYES (2:10:30 AM) Uncertain: lool (2:10:33 AM) Uncertain: and Head Cancer (2:11:07 AM) Nil: yes (2:11:41 AM) Nil: I am going to get Cancer of the Headbones and all my Philostophical Brilliance will fall out my ears like overcooked offal (2:11:47 AM) Uncertain: yes (2:12:00 AM) Uncertain: JUST LIKE OVERCOOKED OFFAL (2:12:02 AM) Uncertain: "Robin! How long do you have left to finish that Rubik's Cube before it explodes and kills us all?" (2:12:07 AM) Uncertain: "Twenty fucking seconds, Batman!" (2:12:12 AM) Nil: LOl (2:14:24 AM) Offering to send Dance.ogg to Nil (2:14:48 AM) Uncertain: i interventually ended up speeding it up by a factor of four (2:15:16 AM) Nil: as is only right (2:15:22 AM) Uncertain: yes (2:15:41 AM) Uncertain: "Increase the speed of your dance by a factor of four!" (12:04:02 AM) Messiah Ross: "Life is like a box of chocolate. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolate. So you’re stuck with this un - definable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down till there’s nothing left to eat... (12:04:17 AM) Messiah Ross: "...Sure once in a while there’s a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee, but they’re gone too fast and taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts..." (12:04:31 AM) Messiah Ross: "...And if you’re desperate enough to eat those all you’re left with is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." (12:05:01 AM) Uncertain: you could make a fort out of them (12:05:11 AM) Messiah Ross: Yeah lol (12:05:29 AM) Messiah Ross: It's a hilarious quote from The Smoking Man in The X-Files (12:06:31 AM) Messiah Ross: The context of the episode may make the joke funnier (12:09:39 AM) Messiah Ross: He's known for keeping government secrets, he wrote a sci-fi story for a magazine in which he bared all the secrets he kepted and it was printed in a softcore porn magazine as well as edited (12:10:01 AM) Messiah Ross: *kept (12:12:45 AM) Messiah Ross: A homeless guy picked a box of chocolates out of the bin next to him as he sat pissed off after having just seeing where his story was printed (12:12:06 AM) Uncertain: surely he meant "my writing skills are like a box of chocolates" (12:12:29 AM) Uncertain: "as soon as I fucking touch them they melt away in my hands" (12:12:53 AM) Uncertain: "and all I'm left with is useless brown paper" (6:22:10 PM) Nil: it was brillo (6:22:20 PM) Uncertain: BRILL-O, not BRILLO (6:22:26 PM) Nil: also we went to Osiris, which is a sort of alternative clothing shop (6:22:27 PM) Nil: FAH (6:22:30 PM) Uncertain: BRILLO is a well-known PAD KIND (6:22:39 PM) Nil: I LAUGH AT YOUR BRILL-O (6:22:46 PM) Uncertain: A PAD KIND, SIR (6:22:51 PM) Nil: and I got some fingerless leather gloves and a Cannibal Corpse t-shirt (6:23:01 PM) Uncertain: you suddenly look like mike (6:23:12 PM) Nil: yes (6:23:27 PM) Uncertain: I am wearing my Smart Shirt (6:23:40 PM) Uncertain: which is cheap and missing two buttons, but relatively smart nonetheless (6:23:58 PM) Uncertain: i have had something like 5 cups of coffee today (6:23:58 PM) Nil: heh (6:24:01 PM) Nil: what is the occasion? (6:24:10 PM) Uncertain: I changed my clothes (9:34:18 PM) Messiah Ross: Wait a minute, JD said that he would never have made it through high school if it wasn't for Radiohead but Radiohead didn't break through until 1993 and KoRn released their first album in 1994 (9:34:45 PM) Messiah Ross: I think JD was fibbing (9:35:02 PM) Uncertain: hmmm (9:35:03 PM) Uncertain: evil corpie (9:35:14 PM) Messiah Ross: Thom Yorke would be disgusted!!! (9:35:24 PM) Messiah Ross: Thom Yorke should punch his face in (9:35:25 PM) Uncertain: he will be spitting on JD's grave (9:35:38 PM) Uncertain: and then he will break into his mansion and roll about in his bath (9:35:45 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (9:35:50 PM) Uncertain: in DISGUST (6:01:08 PM) Nil: *poke* (6:01:13 PM) Uncertain: YOEZ (6:01:21 PM) Nil: I have got headphones (6:01:25 PM) Uncertain: just a second, I am steeped in musical fervor (6:11:33 PM) Nil: http://www.pratt.duke.edu/news/?id=1193 (6:13:28 PM) Uncertain: christ (6:13:33 PM) Uncertain: CHRISTS in fact (6:13:45 PM) Uncertain: i keep forgetting to use my new adaptation of the man's name (6:13:47 PM) Uncertain: anyway (6:14:43 PM) Uncertain: I have 6 Gym Badges (6:15:01 PM) Nil: hmph (6:15:01 PM) Nil: and in the game, too (6:15:01 PM) Nil: no comma (6:15:02 PM) Nil: possibly (6:15:13 PM) Uncertain: i often wonder about commas (6:15:42 PM) Nil: I think it should be "and in the game too" but "and in the game, also" is probably ok (6:15:43 PM) Uncertain: i have dramatically decreased my use of them since a jobcentre letter used FAR too many in one sentence and nearly made me plum blow my top (6:15:48 PM) Nil: not sure why (6:15:53 PM) Nil: I just have a feeling (6:16:06 PM) Nil: in my poor old bones (6:16:10 PM) Uncertain: lool (6:16:20 PM) Uncertain: i think a comma might be a bit delicate (6:16:31 PM) Uncertain: as if one were cooing "and in the game, also" to a baby (5:27:44 PM) Messiah Ross: It's about a group of mutants whose destinys are to save the world, There's a Japanese guy who can bend time, A woman who shifts between 2 personalities (One is insecure, weak and the other is insanely strong and relentless) (5:27:53 PM) Messiah Ross: Thet's the main 2 characters that I like (5:30:17 PM) Uncertain: and one mutant is a cripple with no spine and half a face (5:30:40 PM) Uncertain: it always seems strange that all the mutants are good-looking people with no disabilities (5:30:58 PM) Uncertain: except Dr X or whatever, he had no knees or something (5:31:07 PM) Uncertain: but he had a FLYING CHAIR instead (5:34:19 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (5:34:37 PM) Messiah Ross: His power disabled him from the waist down if i remember correctly (5:35:15 PM) Messiah Ross: At least he had the whole mind power thing otherwise it wouldn't really be a power it would just be unfortunate (5:35:19 PM) Uncertain: LOL, I bet that's why stephen hawking's so happy all the time, he goes home and flies around limply when there are no cameras around (5:35:23 PM) Uncertain: lol yeah (5:35:49 PM) Uncertain: flies both limply and silently (5:35:57 PM) Uncertain: and he has a ball pool (5:36:03 PM) Messiah Ross: Yeah lol (5:36:09 PM) Uncertain: and a bouncy castle (5:36:13 PM) Uncertain: and everything else (5:36:47 PM) Messiah Ross: He's probably a shapeshifter or a secret Transformer (5:36:51 PM) Uncertain: LOOOL (5:36:59 PM) Uncertain: yeah (5:37:27 PM) Messiah Ross: He's one of the lesser heard of ones that had a small part in the cartoons and film but all of his scenes got cut (5:37:49 PM) Messiah Ross: He was a vending machine or something (5:37:55 PM) Uncertain: yeah, cos ironically he was the only one that didn't have a human voice (5:39:40 PM) Messiah Ross: Cyclops had a disability, he couldn't take his sunglasses off, even when it was raining (5:39:56 PM) Uncertain: lool (5:40:11 PM) Uncertain: and storm had her clothes soldered to her wrists (5:40:17 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (5:40:28 PM) Messiah Ross: She also fainted whenever she used her power (5:40:33 PM) Uncertain: gah, that's no use (5:40:38 PM) Uncertain: she was flying all the frucking time (5:40:51 PM) Uncertain: she must have sustained massive head injuries (5:41:03 PM) Uncertain: maybe that is why she had acute glaucoma in both eyes (5:41:04 PM) Messiah Ross: Yeah, she would always fall into either Wolderine's arms or Gambit which was lucky (5:41:11 PM) Uncertain: lol (5:41:22 PM) Messiah Ross: lol (5:41:37 PM) Uncertain: what the hell was gambit's power (5:42:17 PM) Messiah Ross: He could touch things and make them explode in a about 10 seconds or however long he wanted them to blow up it (5:42:19 PM) Messiah Ross: *in (5:42:25 PM) Uncertain: hmm (5:43:44 PM) Uncertain: i bet it was him who took out the world trade center (5:43:54 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (5:45:35 PM) Messiah Ross: Magneto would have made an amazing mess of the world trade center (5:45:35 PM) Messiah Ross: Just rip out all of the pupport struts and stand back and laugh (5:45:35 PM) Messiah Ross: *support (5:45:35 PM) Messiah Ross: And made garlic explode (5:45:47 PM) Uncertain: LOL (5:45:55 PM) Uncertain: Was that Magneto's other power? (5:46:06 PM) Uncertain: "I have power over garlic!" (5:46:19 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (5:49:26 PM) Messiah Ross: They tend to kill off any mutant with that kind of weakness though, teaching children that people with disabilities deserve to die (5:50:17 PM) Uncertain: yeah (5:51:00 PM) Uncertain: they never gave captain planet a film cos he was eco-friendly, but the X-MEN got 3 cos they just wanted to blow things up (5:51:34 PM) Uncertain: Gambit blowing up planes for a joke and everything (5:51:39 PM) Uncertain: "Hold onto your hats, mon amis!" (5:51:42 PM) Messiah Ross: Yeah lol, They also wanted to kill off half of the characters from the comics too aparently (5:51:52 PM) Uncertain: heheh (5:52:05 PM) Uncertain: Oh, they all have kids now and everything don't they (5:52:11 PM) Uncertain: there is Cable (5:52:23 PM) Uncertain: you'd think the folk who delivered the baby would suspect something (5:52:29 PM) Messiah Ross: Yeah lol (5:52:38 PM) Messiah Ross: He had a giant metal arm didn;t he? (5:52:51 PM) Uncertain: possibly, i think i saw him twice or something (5:53:00 PM) Uncertain: beast was BLUE (5:53:06 PM) Messiah Ross: Yeah (5:53:30 PM) Messiah Ross: Their powers don;t blossum until they're in their teens though (5:53:34 PM) Uncertain: oh right (5:54:19 PM) Messiah Ross: What a great time for that to happen, Just when you're getting used to the world (5:54:26 PM) Uncertain: lol, yeah (5:54:34 PM) Uncertain: they'd be stressed for their exams (5:54:42 PM) Uncertain: poor cyclops can't even see the fucking paper (5:54:57 PM) Uncertain: he has to wear a VCR on his face (5:55:02 PM) Messiah Ross: LOL (5:55:05 PM) Uncertain: they should do a film of X-Men vs the A-Team (5:55:33 PM) Messiah Ross: Mr. T would piddy them until he could piddy them no more (5:55:37 PM) Uncertain: yeah (5:56:28 PM) Messiah Ross: Then some divine intervention would bring one of the X-men back to life with emmense power and they would then destroy the whole of existence (5:57:44 PM) Uncertain: Magneto would steal all their guns and then Mr T would be crippled, and at the end it would be some kind of flying chair battle between Mr T and Prof X (10:01:46 PM) Uncertain: *gives up trying to watch Dragonball Z. It is too drawn-out and boring.* (10:02:37 PM) Nil: heh (10:02:57 PM) Nil: hmm (10:03:10 PM) Nil: I only bought this ashtray yesterday and it is already overflowing (10:03:30 PM) Nil: oh, I also bought a toaster (10:03:33 PM) Uncertain: O_O (10:03:35 PM) Uncertain: use that instead (10:03:39 PM) Nil: so now I can make toasty toast (10:03:42 PM) Uncertain: yes (10:03:46 PM) Uncertain: and tasty toast (10:03:49 PM) Uncertain: two settings (10:04:06 PM) Uncertain: tasty toast with a toasty taste (10:04:22 PM) Uncertain: or toasty toast with a tasty taste (10:04:24 PM) Uncertain: LOOL (10:04:56 PM) Uncertain: You'll be stuffed with nourishment and nourished with stuff, and if you're filled with haddock you'll have had your fill! (10:05:10 PM) Nil: only you could get this much amusement out of a fucking toaster (10:05:14 PM) Uncertain: LOOL, yes (10:05:18 PM) Uncertain: it is golly brilliant (10:05:49 PM) Uncertain: I take pride in the fact that Dragonball Z is boring me while the mere mention of a toaster can keep me occupied for hours (10:05:57 PM) Nil: actually, I must show you the instruction manual at some point (10:06:01 PM) Uncertain: OOH (10:06:02 PM) Nil: it is a work of comic genius (10:06:04 PM) Uncertain: a cornuopia (10:06:10 PM) Uncertain: cornucopia^ (10:06:20 PM) Nil: never before has the subject of toasting been treated so thoroughly
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