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Uncertain <Uncertain_Ultradian>

"He died penniless and alone, an embittered man."

	Forty (40) Secrets About Yourself. Purloined from Nix.	695 días hace
	[One] Who was your last text from? No idea, my phones have been turned off for many months. [Two] Where was your default picture taken? In the main hall of Wick High School next to the baby grand. That area of carpet was the stage for my greatest memories yet. [Three] What's your middle name? ...NOBODY KNOWS. [Four] Your current relationship status? Quite single [Five] Does your crush like you back? I am crushless. [Six] What is your current mood? Pensive or something. Cold. A cold, cold mood. [Seven] What's your dads name? Peter [Eight] What color shirt are you wearing? White! Who would have deigned to have thunk it? [Nine] What was the last thing you drank? Apfelsaft. [Ten] If you could go back in time and change something, would you? Yes, I would move my raft slightly to the East before deployment. [Eleven] Have a crazy side? Yes, in that I am somewhat genuinely mental. [Twelve] Ever had a near death experience? Can't remember. [Thirteen] Something you do a lot? Play Dragonball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2. Curse its semi-retrosemantic title. [Fourteen] Angry at anyone? Yeah, whoever came up with those annoying adverts that keep coming up with "YOU LOSE!" just because you're not moronic enough to go clicking madly on the monkey's face. [Fifteen] Do you wanna see somebody right now? It would be fun. I am greatly bored. [Sixteen] Name someone with the same birthday as you? I cannot, unless I'm allowed to make someone up or research it. [Seveteen] When was the last time you cried? Christmas 2-3 years ago I think. [Eighteen] Who would you do anything for? Me! AHA! [Nineteen] Who is your idol(s)? Me! AHA! Maybe Devin Townsend and Frank Zappa. [Twenty] What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That depends on the context, i.e. are they covered in flour? Are they curled up in the corner? Are they descending upon me from the edge of a pier while playing a church organ? I thought not. See how I have cunningly avoided the question? How cunning! I certainly know how to cun! [Twenty-one] What do you usually order from starbucks? My money back. How cunning! [Twenty-two] What's your biggest secret? I'm the Head CEO for Coca-Cola. It was I who arranged the death of the Queen Mother, the Queen Father and the Queen Cat. Actually, my brain is made of polystyrene. [Twenty-three] Where is your ex? IN BED [Twenty-four] Favorite christmas movie? Not sure. The Muppet Christmas Carol I suppose, although I hate giving serious answers. [Twenty-five] Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows? BoBo-Bo Bo-Bo Bo-BoBo can be fun, as can Dragonball, as can a bunch of other stuff. Old ones are inevitably better. I realised last night that all the bad guys from Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles were named after vague musical concepts! Bebop! ROCKSTEADY! The Shredder!! KRANG!!! [Twenty-six] What are you eating or drinking at the moment? I ate cookies and noticed that the Cookie Monster knows only the singular cookie. To him there is but The Cookie, and all cookies are one. The concept of plural cookies is illusory. Thus: "COOKIE!! Om Nom Nom Nom" He is some kind of Cookie Monk. [Twenty-eight] Whats your favorite smell? The smell of napalm in the morning. I have a barrel of it beside my bed. Not really. I'm not sure, perhaps my own stifling stench once I get used to it. Everything else is just horrible. [Twenty-nine] Describe your life in one word Uncertain! AHA! [Thirty] Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yes, but it took me twenty minutes to catch that old man. Not really. No. [Thirty-one] Do You Like The Rain? Yes, I love rain. I need to get some waterproof clothing now that I'm all SOPHISTICATED and give a damn about the state of my snazzy streetwear apparel, so that I can go dancing about in the hills like a nutcase again. [Thirty-two] What are you thinking about right now? Geinoh Yamashirogumi, for I have them playing the AKIRA OST right at this very minute. [Thirty-three] What should you be doing? Perhaps writing "Attack of the Temporarygulls". Perhaps not! Let us ask Lakhesis! O wAIT LOLZ she is teh godz [Thirty-four] What's your biggest fear? Society and all its wriggly idioms. [Thirty-six] Which of your friends treats you the best? THEY ALL TREAT ME LIKE THE LEGS OF A TABLE. Not really. They all treat me as well as I percieve their treatment, so they are all equal, but from a less logical point of view I guess Dave wins seeing as he let me live in his wardrobe for two weeks. Mike also wins because he let me stay in the same flat as him for like a year or something. Neither of them snapped badly, and so shiny trophies unto they. [Thirty-seven] Which of your friends do you wish treated you better? Edgeworth, he keeps trying to prosecute me. [Thirty-eight] Do you act differently around the person you like? I like lots of people. The way I act depends on everyone at hand, not just single people, so the conglomerate affects me far more than the individual. A COLLAGE OF EMOTION. [Thirty-nine] What is your natural hair colour? Blondish. Now BALD-COLOUR. [Forty] Who was the last person to make you smile? The last person to make me smile BEFORE I DIED?! I smile all the time, so ME! AHA! I'm not dead after all! Hooray!
	escrito por Uncertain